Sorry guys, but gay male lions exist.

Oh no no noooooooooo!

Because I only have $90 for food each month!

Just woke up, jokes on you! :P

Most early November babies were conceived on February 14........

The mother ran out of toner.

That’s what the vegan said.

The same people who think the USA is 2017 years old.

Nope.

My mom used to hang blackout curtains in our room, so we wouldn’t wake up early.

Damn. I used to have a forklift license, but I wasn’t that skilled!

As a female I say, “Not long enough.”

Omg one of my cats had eyes like those.... she could be thinking of murder, but you’d never be able to tell.

Books~ *heavy breathing*

It’s true. You can’t grab me, I can’t grab you.

I did this once for Halloween, if there were little-little kids I’d stay still and not scare them.
I remember my friend(14), whose foster parents wouldn’t let her trick or treat (the crazy type of Christian). But they let her sister (13) go! The sister came to my house to trick or treat, so I put an extra effort into scaring her! Damn, could she jump! >:D

I grow strawberries, they smell when you CUT ONE OPEN. ‘-_-

No clean up.

I do that (automatic).