dontaskmeidontknow
*When FunSubstance asked me what my handle was, I said :
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Would u? 27 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
I wish.
Would u? 27 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
I’ve done this before, it was called my childhood, only it lasted longer.
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Santa just likes some kids better 19 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
I tell kids that Santa has to follow a certain rule; Santa cannot give a gift Mommy and Daddy can’t afford in real life. It’s an old law and Santa can’t break it.
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Every holiday 7 comments
Like escape artists. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
Chip only helps if someone thinks the cat is a stray, and they take to the vet. Most people either assume it’s an outside cat or a stray. If someone ‘rescues’ a cat, they usually keep it and don’t go check for a chip.
Like escape artists. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
@guest you repost it, so others can repost it, so people can become aware.
Late! 21 comments
Congrats Australia! 16 comments
But you're supposed to like me 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
That’s basically what happens LOL!
My stepmother likes to talk sh*t that gay guys will hit on any man they see. So I asked her, “Does that mean you’ll hit on any straight man you see, even though you’re married?” Love how she gets all offended!
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My stepmother likes to talk sh*t that gay guys will hit on any man they see. So I asked her, “Does that mean you’ll hit on any straight man you see, even though you’re married?” Love how she gets all offended!
Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4 comments
Disappear 2 comments
That's how they ease the pain 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
Vagina teeth need to be checked too. They call them lips for a reason.
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Don't Do Catnip, Kids 5 comments
No lifts no gifts 2 comments
I wish school was like this when I was a kid 22 comments
Probably not vegan. 6 comments
USA education 18 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
We had multiple exchange students at my school, who were bored to death, because they had already learned the same stuff 3 years earlier.
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Frosty the snowdick 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
I would have stuck the hat on my friend; my unwilling friend, to see what happened.....
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Just Can't Argue With That 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 6 years ago
I live in the Pacific Northwest. I tell ‘out-of-state’ people; “There is no Bigfoot. What people are really seeing are hippie women, who don’t shave, going skinny dipping.”
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