Hair band

People are also living longer than anytime in history.

You would still be grinding, you would just also be poor.

You’re one in two million

“When rockets go up, who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department,” says Wernher von Braun.

Don’t study engineering

jUST HIT SHIFT KEY. bUT NOT FOR THE FIRST LETTER.

Well... It’s gonna be May

The data are

Nice backronym

For the sake of fuck

You either get cancelled a good show or live long enough to have a dumpster fire series finale. Seriously though, some of my favorite shows only have two or three seasons. More isn’t always better. A lot of shows that had good early seasons went on way too long. Perhaps the lack of viewer retention is not due to some capitalist conspiracy but due to the fact that the shows get bad.

Could people please answer a question for me? It’s a facet of the abortion discussion I’ve never understood. Why is “not having an abortion” equated with “raising a child?” Any woman in the US can give up her baby for adoption and never have to think about them again. There is (rightfully so) no law demanding a woman raise a child just because she has given birth to them.

“No one cares about your views on politics or culture.” -Ricky Gervais, on politics and culture

For a second I thought this was about the stop-motion animation studio, and was wondering what this had to do with any of their films.

He’s gonna grow up to master all the elements

Unless that employment is prostitution

Implying that Mario isn’t a real Italian man

Those cooling towers are releasing steam. NUCLEAR FOR THE FUTURE!