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I accidentally cosplayed as Indiana Jones for about a year. 7 comments
engineer · 4 days ago
Humphrey Bogart
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Leg day in *guess the country* 3 comments
engineer · 1 week ago
In mother Russia, leg day never skips you.
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Deep question . 13 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
There is actually a longstanding debate in my family as to whether Qui Gon Jin could defeat Wolverine. I'm on Wolverine's side because in the Star Wars universe, lightsabers can't cut through Mandalorian iron, and I'm pretty sure adamantium is stronger than Mandalorian iron.
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Imagine how much money they could save 15 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
My roommate, her dad, and her granddad all share the same birthday all 20 years apart.
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Yeah but they never had any good candy inside 7 comments
engineer · 3 weeks ago
Fortune cookies
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Grandma asks me to fix her toaster 6 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
When people treat you like a genius for fixing the blender, when all you did was take it apart and clean out the gunk.
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I dare you 89 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
"If cigarettes were harmful they wouldn't be used."
-People 70 years ago
Being an engineer 1 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
Curse you social skills!
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I'm bored 45 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
X-ray vision through glass.
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I'm so sick seeing this bs 67 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
Ha ha ha! I can't believe I made that mistake! I really feel dumb now after typing all that out. Well you got some unsolicited information about India I guess :/
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I'm so sick seeing this bs 67 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
My professor has adopted a boy from Vietnam and a boy from India, and she spoke about her experience. In some countries like Vietnam, there is a demand for adopted babies, so parents are exploited. The reason she adopted her second son from India is because they have a very strict adoption system to be sure A) there are absolutely relatives that want him and B) he will be well cared for in America. It took years from first contacting the orphanage to actually meeting their son. The reason there are 9,000 unadopted children in India is because India saw the exploitation that went on in other countries because there were more people who wanted to adopt than there were availiable babies.
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Pro-lifers 36 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
Just putting this out there: conservative Christians are generally pro-life and generally eager to adopt.
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Can you dig it? 12 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
Probably Cable
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Can you dig it? 12 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
OMG! "Buried" reference!
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What flavour is this? 29 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
Rocky...trout!
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Thank me later 9 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Thank you so much! I'll have to try this next time I get a headache.
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We lost someone else: John Hurt died at age 77 on the 25th of January. 20 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
He was also in 1984 and V for Vendetta.
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Bioshock is real! 9 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Would you kindly start building it?
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So is growing up 2 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Relatable
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Nailed it 9 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Actually, IIII and IV are both valid, but IIII is less common. Part of the reason we switched to Arabic numerals was to avoid confusion like this.
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Interesting Cat Facts You Probably Don't Know 11 comments
engineer · 7 weeks ago
Is anyone else really worried for that dog eating chocolate cake!?
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Mathematics confusion 29 comments
engineer · 7 weeks ago
Honestly it's just a poorly written equation.
If you want it to equal 16 you write it:
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If you want it to equal 1 you write it:
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5(2x2)
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A common theme I've noticed 5 comments
engineer · 7 weeks ago
"The Last Jedi" Will it continue the trend?
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We could perceive invisible unicorn 41 comments
engineer · 7 weeks ago
But there are parts of reality that we have no organ to detect, like electricity, gravity, radiation, etc. and so we convert them into forms we can detect like light bulbs or clicks on a Geiger counter.
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Away from home 9 comments
engineer · 8 weeks ago
Sense 8
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