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Good anti-zombie dwelling 8 comments
engineer · 1 day ago
When there's trouble you know who to call!
Leen Litans!
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This is for a story I'm writing. 11 comments
engineer · 5 days ago
The future will be about using resources efficiently. In the future there will be a huge industry of getting things that people don't want to people who do want them. I saw an ad once about renting goats to clear unwanted vegitation. The yard gets clean and the goats get fed. I see stuff like that happening on a huge scale. Every time you want to throw something out, someone will find a place for it. Think about it. There are even millions of unwanted children in the world and millions of people who want children. Could you imagine an efficient adoption system?
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Lord of the Disney 5 comments
engineer · 1 week ago
Jack was CS Lewis's nickname, and he was good friends with Tolkien. I'm guessing the guy on the left is Tolkien and the guy on the right is Lewis. IDK why Lewis is such a Disney fan though.
Dream guy 16 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
Woah, I once dreamt of a seven digit number written under the carpet of some stairs. When I woke up I wrote it down. I haven't called it with my area code yet. I'm too scared.
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An apple a day does not work in Russia anyway 10 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
In Mother Russia, shoulder dislocates you!
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Bros, don't allow yourself to be a backup man 19 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
Backup Man: worst superhero ever
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Pulkkilanharju bridge, finland 2 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
The Serpant's Pass
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Dating is hard 7 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
Same thing happened to me at a Starbucks. Eh, at least I got a latte.
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Cost of living in 1924 8 comments
engineer · 3 weeks ago
It would be cool to see how many hours of work it took to buy something compared to now. I remember seeing something like that in my Econ book, and the chart showed it takes less time worked to buy groceries today.
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We all need a Samwise Gamgee in our lives 4 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
If you don't have a Samwise Gamgee in your life, be the Samwise for someone else.
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Another great find! 5 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
Do not buy one if you are not prepared to take care of a baby bear!
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Desert whale! 4 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
"Today a giant whale washed up on shore. However, as we are a desert community there is no ocean. Or whales. Or shore. Welcome to Nightvale!"
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Dog meat will be banned at annual chinese festival 26 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
The thing is they sometimes torture the poor dogs before they kill them, due to the belief that the adrenaline will make them taste better (it doesn't). Even with cows and chickens, I would want them to be treated humanely.
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Very effective 4 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
If you're actually stranded on a desert island, the international distress symbol is a triangle. Much easier to make than the word "help."
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Which one is it? ;) 35 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
It's the equation that's at fault. It should be written:
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---------=1
2(1+2)
or
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---(1+2)=9
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The division symbol leads to ambiguity, and while it's fine for teaching beginning math, it shouldn't be used in an equation like this.
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Daily Dose of Love #75- take my hand, take my whole life too 14 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
THEN I WOULD KNOW
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So I asked mom she changes the topic 34 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
Fun fact: our Western idea of "perfect" is heavily based off the Greek belief that perfection is static, like a statue. However the Jewish idea of "perfect" is that perfection can be dynamic, like a garden. Something can change and still be perfect, so if God has a plan and then we pray to change that plan and God complies, that doesn't mean He's imperfect.
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Should I be concerned about GMO tomatoes? 9 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
I didn't say GMOs are harmful, only that GMOs are different than selective breeding.
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Should I be concerned about GMO tomatoes? 9 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
While that's technically correct, it's not what people mean when they say GMO. It's like, if someone said "don't eat those cherries someone sprayed chemicals on them" you wouldn't respond by saying "everything is a chemical! The cherries are fine!" You implicitly understand they mean harmful chemicals. Similarly, when someone says GMO they refer only to organisms that have been genetically engineered, which is different from selective breeding.
Who the f*ck calls them "cheese pulls" like wtf 13 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
I think what they meant was "the act of pulling melted cheese into a long gooey thread is so satisfying" and they just used mozzarella sticks for demonstration. They could have used a grilled cheese.
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I love these. So far the best one. 63 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Roses are red,
Elastigirl is hot,
"Coincidence? I think NOT!"
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You can only choose one !!! 33 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
That's Kirsten Dunst aka Mary Jane aka Spiderman's girlfriend
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Interesting inventions 15 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
My guess is that it's a beauty competition that excludes the face, so they cover it up so the judges aren't influenced.
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I love these. So far the best one. 63 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Roses are red,
My life is a mess,
"I dunno, something amazing I guess!"
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The only true reason to marry someone 5 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Wait, there are other reasons to marry someone?
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