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What if Hiddleston is actually one of Louis illusion to brainwash us 3 comments
engineer · 1 day ago
All hail Louis! God of mischouif!
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Emojis Gone Wrong 12 comments
engineer · 3 days ago
If it was a high five emoji, the thumb and pinky would be visible. Because two pinkies are showing, it is safe to assume it is a left and right hand of the same person, praying.
Diamond ring missing since 2004 turns up on garden carrot 4 comments
engineer · 4 days ago
I now pronounce you man and carrot!
Wise words have been said here 8 comments
engineer · 6 days ago
We were told to dream big as children and ended up with a generation of depressed adults. We should have been told "find comfort in what you have."
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Our reality today 13 comments
engineer · 1 week ago
The big wigs at Monsanto are millionaires, and the tobacco farmers and alcohol distillers are poor. It all depends where you are on the corporate ladder.
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Things u see in atlanta airport 4 comments
engineer · 1 week ago
When your flight arrives at 9 but you gotta defeat the Fire Lord at 10.
Real life fire bending 9 comments
engineer · 1 week ago
Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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Some wisdown in St. Petersburg, FL 4 comments
engineer · 1 week ago
How do we know they didn't eat pizza? Pizza is boneless so it wouldn't leave fossils.
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Well then 19 comments
engineer · 1 week ago
Bill Cypher
Lionroy jenkins 9 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
The new live action Lion King looks great!
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Sorry Bezos 2 comments
engineer · 3 weeks ago
"Hello, this is Jeff Bezos. Could you please buy that thing again?"
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Ikea Exposed! 9 comments
engineer · 3 weeks ago
The tables have turned.
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This will make you love / hate your job even more 29 comments
engineer · 3 weeks ago
Not so good at the initial onslaught, but if I survived the first few months I could make an irrigation system, some plumbing, heating/cooling, lighting etc., build walls, boobie traps, and weapons. I'm a mechanical engineer so anything with electricity might be beyond me.
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Just search Etsy Rorschach mask 12 comments
engineer · 3 weeks ago
I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.
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True Words? Not Mine and iam not a Teacher 14 comments
engineer · 3 weeks ago
People who think the moral of Breaking Bad was "Walter White needed more money" don't understand Breaking Bad. He had friends, family, and even complete strangers willing to pay for his treatment. The moral is about pride. Walter wanted to provide for his family, but he wanted it on his own terms.
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Boneless pizza 5 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
Like No-Face from Spirted Away wearing a Noh theater mask?
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The big muffin 5 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
It's a GIANT MUSHROOM!!!
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Are they edible? 4 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
Are they pure bread?
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Mine are Logan and Zoey 37 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
Calliope and Logan
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How To Appear Smart in Meetings 5 comments
engineer · 5 weeks ago
But what if you are the engineer!?
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I love the internet 21 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
It's a rental.
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Tumblr talks about: the rainforest 14 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Meat keeps some people healthier, but with obesity rates the way they are, I'd say we could stand to replace a lot of meat with fruits and veggies. Like everything, there's a balance to be found. Also, plants take less water, space, time, and resources to produce than meat, because you have to first grow food to feed your food.
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Late night conversations sometimes go in bizarre directions 2 comments
engineer · 6 weeks ago
Fun fact: avacado is the Spanish pronunciation of the Aztec word for testicle.
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High school graduates unite 3 comments
engineer · 7 weeks ago
There is a place for people who work within the system, and a place for people who break through the system. Don't look down on others because you were valedictorian, but also don't look down on others because you played folk songs behind the bleachers during sixth period.
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This happened in hungary 11 comments
engineer · 7 weeks ago
There's an illuminated text I once saw from 1000 years ago, where a cat is looking for a mouse on one side of a letter and the mouse is hiding on the other side. Medieval Tom and Jerry.
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