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An apple a day does not work in Russia anyway 10 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
In Mother Russia, shoulder dislocates you!
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Pulkkilanharju bridge, finland 2 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
The Serpant's Pass
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Dating is hard 7 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
Same thing happened to me at a Starbucks. Eh, at least I got a latte.
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Cost of living in 1924 8 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
It would be cool to see how many hours of work it took to buy something compared to now. I remember seeing something like that in my Econ book, and the chart showed it takes less time worked to buy groceries today.
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We all need a Samwise Gamgee in our lives 4 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
If you don't have a Samwise Gamgee in your life, be the Samwise for someone else.
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Another great find! 5 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
Do not buy one if you are not prepared to take care of a baby bear!
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Desert whale! 4 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
"Today a giant whale washed up on shore. However, as we are a desert community there is no ocean. Or whales. Or shore. Welcome to Nightvale!"
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Dog meat will be banned at annual chinese festival 26 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
The thing is they sometimes torture the poor dogs before they kill them, due to the belief that the adrenaline will make them taste better (it doesn't). Even with cows and chickens, I would want them to be treated humanely.
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Very effective 4 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
If you're actually stranded on a desert island, the international distress symbol is a triangle. Much easier to make than the word "help."
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Which one is it? ;) 35 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
It's the equation that's at fault. It should be written:
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---------=1
2(1+2)
or
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---(1+2)=9
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The division symbol leads to ambiguity, and while it's fine for teaching beginning math, it shouldn't be used in an equation like this.
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So I asked mom she changes the topic 34 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
Fun fact: our Western idea of "perfect" is heavily based off the Greek belief that perfection is static, like a statue. However the Jewish idea of "perfect" is that perfection can be dynamic, like a garden. Something can change and still be perfect, so if God has a plan and then we pray to change that plan and God complies, that doesn't mean He's imperfect.
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Should I be concerned about GMO tomatoes? 9 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
I didn't say GMOs are harmful, only that GMOs are different than selective breeding.
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Should I be concerned about GMO tomatoes? 9 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
While that's technically correct, it's not what people mean when they say GMO. It's like, if someone said "don't eat those cherries someone sprayed chemicals on them" you wouldn't respond by saying "everything is a chemical! The cherries are fine!" You implicitly understand they mean harmful chemicals. Similarly, when someone says GMO they refer only to organisms that have been genetically engineered, which is different from selective breeding.
Who the f*ck calls them "cheese pulls" like wtf 13 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
I think what they meant was "the act of pulling melted cheese into a long gooey thread is so satisfying" and they just used mozzarella sticks for demonstration. They could have used a grilled cheese.
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I love these. So far the best one. 65 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
Roses are red,
Elastigirl is hot,
"Coincidence? I think NOT!"
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Interesting inventions 14 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
My guess is that it's a beauty competition that excludes the face, so they cover it up so the judges aren't influenced.
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I love these. So far the best one. 65 comments
engineer · 6 years ago
Roses are red,
My life is a mess,
"I dunno, something amazing I guess!"
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The only true reason to marry someone 5 comments
engineer · 7 years ago
Wait, there are other reasons to marry someone?
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I love these. So far the best one. 65 comments
engineer · 7 years ago
Roses are red,
I know what I said,
"Do you remember Thunderhead?"
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I love these. So far the best one. 65 comments
engineer · 7 years ago
Roses are red,
I like to eat grapes,
Quoth Edna Mode,
"No capes!"
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What if......What? 10 comments
engineer · 7 years ago
What if He asks you, "how was hell?"
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f*ck, the tune is all messed up now 12 comments
engineer · 7 years ago
You can sing "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"
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North Korean labor camp sirvivor 12 comments
engineer · 7 years ago
There is a charity called LiNK (Liberty in North Korea) that helps refugees escape. It's not as dramatic as going to war, but every little bit helps.
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FYI 6 comments
engineer · 7 years ago
When they are like this they are at their most docile and least likely to sting. They are gorged on honey and they have no hive to protect. They are just resting while they send out scouts to look for a place to build a hive.
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Stained glass beauties 7 comments
engineer · 7 years ago
The girl from Tron.
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