Not true.

I use it.

If I'm reading this right, we need to send Taylor Swift to Liberia so she can stop the epidemic at the source.

So did they write something like 'Jinzdifer' or 'Barky' (instead of Jennifer or Becky) on the cup?

#18 all the way, I will be saying this during my next hug.

That is some real world symbiosis.

Terrifying.

Now it all makes sense. I'm a fish.

Now I want coffee, but prefferably not dolphin flavored.

Amid a sea of creepy, unfunny posts, this made me laugh. Thank you.

The Vikings were actually the first to colonize North America. They were only here 60 years, largely because the natives slaughtered anyone that didn't starve to death. Not exactly a harmonious relationship...

Yup, creepy. Nice jeans, though.

He bought eleven flowers and one plastic novelty, so when the last flower dies, in like a week, I guess he's gonna go...

Stop, drop, and roll, maybe?

Americans who use tea kettles, unite and take over!

They look mean but are incredibly sweet unless trained not to be, whereas a fluffy little dude like a Pomeranian could try to eat your finger and people just think it's so adorable.

I live in an apartment, but I think I'm going to build myself some secret passages now.