f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg

The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time
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What do you think of this 5 euro coin 20 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Thanks. The eagle has been used as a coat of arms on German soil since 1338, but thanks.
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What do you think of this 5 euro coin 20 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Federal Republic
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Ridiculously large 17 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
That's it, only backstroke swimming for you girl.
An empty Boeing 787 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Where did the seat tracks go?
Important physics lesson 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Ha
Can't think of one motive 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
That actually is a brilliant question to ask.
i'll give him all my money 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I don't quite know how smart it is asking for change and standing on a grid, but hey...
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Because we're always on the computer 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Of coure there is no evidence, if the evidence is classified and people trying to prove the hack are being imprisonated. Todays "whistleblowing" once was called investigative journalism and has helped as a controlling instance in democratic countries (see Watergate, for example).
We're living in times where governments are braking the most essential laws and when they get caught, they lock away the people who found out and claim themselves to be the victim! And guess what, they even managed to indoctrinate their peoples opinions by so far, that guys like you show up and tell everybody that it's forbidden to release information which is essential in the government-people relation. You shouldn't forget that in a democracy, it's not the government having the power, it's literally the people (Demos Cratos - Reign of the people). Just because they are putting up laws to hide the things they are doing, it doesn't mean they should stay uncovered.
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Wtf is this?!? 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Thinking of the fact that not a single Avocado is growing in Europe and how much rainforest has been burned in Latin America to harvest those, vegans better be thinking of options quickly.
How? 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Since this seems to surprise some of you, here some facts:
1. Your phone is giving you weather details for the last known position
2. Even with yuour GPS off, your position can be found by triangular positioning (not as exact though)
3. Google has access to the microphone of your phone. And it's using it. Permanently. Try saying e.g. "Malcolm in the middle" a couple of times with your phone around, then Google it. Google will very likely auto-complete your search to Malcolm in the middle after the first three letters.
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Happy couples 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
That imposes that any two guys going for a run look like gay couples? I don't get it.
Police patrolling the rough streets 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
*freshly
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Earth from the ISS 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Looks flat af
Germans 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
In Hamburg we just nod our heads...
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Touching the sky 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Everything at its best
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MORE FEELS 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Right in the feels
German intensifies 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
You're getting me wrong, it's not about losing or winning.
Your ancestors may have fought hard, and people in history, who were coincidentally born on the same piece of earth that others randomly have claimed to be a country, have achieved this and that. But pride should base on something you achieved yourself, or at least you should have participated. Being born somewhere by chance shouldn't be a reason for pride. If I would have been born 120km further west, I'd be French. 60km Northwest: Luxemburg. It is absolutely random and as countries only exist as fine lines on maps...
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German intensifies 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
What do I have to see with the achievements in the early 20th century? Especially, as it wasn't "us" making these achievements, but single people, living in different political systems and in fact a country that's not existing any longer.
Patriotism is something for people who have nothing else to be proud of.
That's what she said 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Buy Button!
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Life hack 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Unfortunately corpses surface only after 24 to 48 hours
German intensifies 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Why should anybody be proud of being of a certain nationality? That's no achievement. You can be happy to be born in a country that provides you with circumstances allowing you to live in peace, wealth and with education, medical services, food and so on. But Pride?
Ancient rock fortress on a rock, Sigiriya in Sri Lanka 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Been there in 2012, absolutely worth the horrible travel on shitty roads
Road to heaven (Germany) 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Oh, don't blame yourself. You couldn't know that this picture was taken on a Thursday, but in Germany we only let our centaurs out every Wednesday.
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You know which type of girls 18 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
No offence, but that's a terrible argument. Because in the same time it doesn't not mean it works elsewhere at any given time.
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