f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Long face 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Jeez, adjust that saddle properly.
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please..dont say mean things..im just trying to be happy 31 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
You're looking fabulous, be happy!
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I mean 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Club Mate?
It can't be unseen 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Yeah, sorry, but this Kardashian/Minaj/whoevers fat ass thing is going way too far. With their slim bodies in all other means the proportions are totally messed up. Put them in some Jeans and they look like wearing diapers
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Typical German things 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Wow, chill, Kindergarden is teaching them social behavior, motoricity, basic understanding of music, the importance of a daily structure, etc.
Depending on the Kindergarden, preschool courses are given to the older kids who are just about to enter elementary school, where they focus on e.g. counting, drawing, experiencing homework.
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Dirty floor 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
So, you have a flower pot and a cat and you're wondering why there is dirt on your floor every morning?
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Gimme yo best 'yo mama' jokes 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Yo momma working on a fishing boat as the smell
Yo momma so ugly, yo dad takes her everywhere so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma so stupid, she sitting on the TV watching sofa
Yo momma hears a who
Google Earth called, yo momma's in the way
Just an idea, to bring world peace 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Not with a 3cm girth tho
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Germans 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Just no. On all levels. No.
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Germans 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Depends on your job, I guess
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24 hours challenge 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
So this is what entertainment has come to.
Excuse me for my bluntness, but that is by far the most boring shit I can imagine.
Are peoples lifes so uneventful that they have to watch people building forts in an Ikea? Is that supposed to be funny, or cool, or whatevs?
The further this goes, alongside with the trolls and fake news and whatnot, I really think the biggest gift to humanity would be switching off the internet for a year.
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Did he wax his car with bacon??? 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
That german dog finally found some german food, let him chew in nostalgia
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Temporary children 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Be a PUNK
Professional Uncle, No Kids
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Cross section of a commercial airplane 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
No, the only domestic flights using A380 are taking place in China.
Nice name 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Washid Phil Theeslut
Ukrainian police 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Fun fact: This police officer will be included in the report as "injured during riots" and everybody will be blaming the rioters. Since police started to use pepper spray excessively worldwide, the amount of officers being injured by their own or their colleagues spray is enormous. Besides the fact that pepper spry may not be used in wars, but seems to be totally fine to be used against the own civil poulation, this really is cringeworthy.
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Cross section of a commercial airplane 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
There were several approaches for two level seating, some where very interesting and actually possible to install in an aircraft, but there are several regulations not allowing this to happen. To name just two, there's the question of evacuation in emergency, which would get complicated and slower, the other one that for a 16G certification, the materials would need to be very heavy and the fixation of seats to the fuselage would increase the weight furtherly.
Other ideas in this direction were "standing seats" for short-haul flights e.g. this one https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/947825/plane-seats-standing-passengers-flight
But again, airlines want their seats to have a 16G certification...
Cross section of a commercial airplane 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Generally we can agree that it's amazing how mankind could find a way to outplay gravity and fly from one continent to another and then make it to the most miserable travel experiences in existance.
If you're struggeling between 333 and 242, I recommend the A380 with a 343 setup. ;)
Cross section of a commercial airplane 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Yeah, kind of, the size of the B777-300ER is the same size as A350-1000, but the Airbus has a higher seat capacity due to 1 door less.
Cross section of a commercial airplane 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
That would be the Airbus A380, which definetly isn't shown in this picture.
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Before every harricaine 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
And still they're building their houses of wood. Europe has storm, as well with high wind speeds, but the damage is less.
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Cross section of a commercial airplane 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Stop reminding me of work
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Wait......What! 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Why are people eating there anyway? The beef-discussion is just a way to distract people from the ingedients they're putting into all their other stuff.
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Checkmate rounders 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
It's so fantastic how people in 21st century ignore basic knowledge in physics, just to feel special.
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The trainee refilling the blue lights. Probably his last day 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
It's the Bavarian police, so probably not staged...
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