Wow, what a charmer.

How to seriously ass with some people?

Allways

So at BYU, meeting, dating and getting engaged within a one month period is called a "BYU Miracle". Because horny-ness is evidently considered a miracle here in Utah.

Hacked....yet they left themselves locked in. That's not a hack.

Wow, I wonder why she broke up with him. He seems like such a great and caring guy.

What's the study that this is from?

That's a as good as it goes

Are you uploading from Internet Explorer? This is a year and a half old.

That twitter handle is a genius marketing move. Free advertisement that causes positive feelings between customers and your brand, and it's not affected by ad-block. I'm not sure who are the folks in charge of this but they definitely deserve a reward (and raise).

I must be high as fuck because I thought I was on funsubstance. Fuck, he's onto me.

Wow....how socially awkward?

She never said that sentence. She got eviscerated in the video. Why make up a quote?

Reading this reminded me how expensive things used to be. A mid-range desktop could easily cost you $1500-$2000. The cell-phones at the time were far more expensive than the $800 you'd spend here.

Using his power to dream?

What if you like getting blown by dudes?

This makes me feel old because I was 20 at the release of the first iphone.

Thank God the I was censored. Now people will just read it as Nggas, which sounds nothing like the word that was being censored.

It might be insignificant to him but not to those receiving the aid. Buying me food is nice but to someone who is starving, it means the world.

Sorry, not a natural born citizen.

Yes, the first storm trooper to hit something. Ignoring all the ones that hit rebels and Princess Leia in the first minutes of the first movie, of course. For some reason those never count.

Before the killing, it'll be like an HGTV show. "This is just a fixer-upper"