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It still blows my mind that there are people who only know 9/11 from reading about it. Also, my Niece is 11 and loves Harry Potter. She's almost 1/3 my age, reading a book that I read when I was hers. I get that this happens a lot (I'm sure a lot of fathers were eager to learn how their children were into Tolkien) but it's just a new feeling for me. Like a wake-up call that I really am getting a lot older.

Until people notice you're taking shots way too often. That's dangerous stuff.

That's Hulk, back from space.

I'm making cookies but don't want to share with anyone. What a wonderful friend.

The idea is that by spending money on education, you can get a job that earns more money. Complicated, I know.

It's so people don't unconsciously walk away with it.

Gemeni? C'mon, how do you get it right the first time and completely butcher it the 2nd?

You have a very odd definition of what qualifies for socially awkward and awesome.

Isn't the awkward moment what she pulls out? Without the title, there's nothing awkward about this.

Thank God you wrote out "Ex-Men" and "Trans-Former". I wouldn't have been able to pick up on that very subtle pun.

Ignorance of what? I think she's aware of how close that car was to hitting her

I worked at Wal-Mart during the holiday season in 2012. Never did any of that stuff Not like we had time. I worked in tech which was crazy busy during the holidays. Also, we were open 24/7, only closing briefly on Thanksgiving and Christmas...briefly. They closed for a few hours but people were still there, setting things up for Black Friday and for the inevitable Day after Christmas returns.

No one remembers it. It's only by the grace of god that you found this pic that just randomly references it.

You clearly don't have kids if you're going to pull a stunt like that. That or you don't mind dealing with a house full of crying children.

"This is a savage joke" You don't need to tell us. Have the material speak for itself.

The man said 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' On Monday morning the jeweler angrily phoned the old man 'There is no money in that account.' 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
Doesn't make much sense if you just read the highlighted portions. So why bother doing it?

Show some ***ing respect? What's the censored word? Assing?

Captain America? Iron Man? Black Panther? Actually, he probably has meds that can cure me.

Shouldn't the images be reversed? Show Amazon books first, then have the reaction to it.

At least you gave it a shot. Kind of wish more people had that attitude.