I want to be this "Colin"

Smiley is smiling down from heaven.

Yummy.

THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE IS UNISEX!

@title Yes. 100%

"And for my next trick I'll make any chance at a relationship with this person disappear!"

Ahhh shit. Maybe I can sneak home and be back real quick before the fighting starts.

*Eye Of The Tiger montage*

The long con.

Hey that looks like my best friend!

Millennials are killing the cow-spotting industry.

I reckon you should be able to customise the decal on the shield

Who's played the Sushi Cat games?

Clark Kent is a sex offender. Why do you think he spends more time as Superman now?

He's trying his best!

But do you poo?

Damn Snorlax, First they block the path and now they take my cat's love!

THOSE MONSTERS!

It looks like cheese

Wow

I really want to try this.

Just re-name the country and hope they get confuzzled.