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Australia conspiracy 17 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Oh helllll no
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Australia conspiracy 17 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I read this and apparently "Australia" is just somewhere in South America populated by actors. But what about New Zealand, do we exist? Am I an actor in some sort of reverse Truman Show?
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A good girl? That's $8.33 people. 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Finally something I can afford!!
Are you a monster 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I order fries, nuggies, and happy meals. (I still get the toys)
Forbidden tuna 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I prefer forbidden pineapples myself.
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I could eat this for breakfast five days a week 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
He died and went to The Good Place
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Seize the memes of production 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yes.
All the grown ups 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I'm hyped
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This is a very niche meme... 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yes, we do. It's not just the sexiest Kiwi. (The bird, as opposed to the fruit or people)
Tiramisu 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I'll eat that Tiramisoon.
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The robots are crossbreeding 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yes! That!
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Dog on water slide 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Strangely Hypnotic must upvote hypnodoge
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He stole my sleeves! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
THEY MUST FUSE AND BECOME WHOLE
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When you run into a cloud of mosquitos at 80mph 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
The last thing that went through the mosquitos' minds? Probably their asses.
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A Child's Skull, It Shows Their Baby Teeth With The Adult Teeth Above It 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Wait, but aren't you a female? I'm intrigued...
Everything is under control, boss 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Even birds know what's up
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A Child's Skull, It Shows Their Baby Teeth With The Adult Teeth Above It 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Horrifying yet oddly fascinating
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Author bromance 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Goals,
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True fact 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
And people say German's have bad culture
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The robots are crossbreeding 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Scan it and see what it says
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Seize the memes of production 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Are you an owl-xpert? then shut your talking hole and look at the orgasm owl.
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Seize the memes of production 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Owls orgasm when people praise socialism. The more you know
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Amiceing 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Please Seth, it's time to stop posting.
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Thomas the death engine 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Damn the reboot looks sick!
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He's spirit lies with us 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I mean 'news' I sites will do anything for a quick cash grab
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