I'm trying to slay medusa but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asschecks keeps alerting the snakes.

Maybe it's just because of the cell-shadedesque style but this reminds me of the Borderlands franchise.

Oh no! He's joined a terror cell! I guess that's what happens when you get your license from Mohammed Osama's School of Flying Without Landing Gear.

WTF happened to the right urinal?

I made the mistake of going to google images.

Not a rusty spoon? Shame.

Nobody cares who I was until I put on the mask

He was a savvy diplomat but shitty mixologist.

"And so he gave the monkey a typewriter, and the monkey produced a masterpiece that made God weep."

Jonny 2x4 is about to become Jonny M16

I am also a shrimp.

Excuse you this is paper fan erasure.

It's a chickflip

They've collected all the badges.

Those dirty lutists, smh should go back to their own country.

This brought back my perfectly healthy and understandable paranoia about snails

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.

But wait! There's more!