Source of my insomnia

I have a poached egg on toast and a couple of cups of tea every morning, this is literally the last thing I think about most nights before going to sleep

You must live an exciting life.

I actually laughed out loud.

Are you my soulmate?

Yes!!!!!

YES

Omg this happened to me last night and I was just thinking of the possibilities and in the morning I tripped down the stairs trying to get to the kitchen