Once every ten years

Look closely at its Latin name. They already did.

Titanium morphing-penis?

Yeah it smells like a rotting corpse

Where the fuck do you live?

I might be mistaken actually, after looking at how rare they are. All I know is that I have a plant in my garden that blooms for about 2 days every few years, looks like that and stinks to high heaven. I live in Australia, by the way.

You should charge an entry fee. ;)

That's what I said. But it isn't.