Tried this. Fell down. Fell asleep. My butt blocked the drain. Shower overflowed. Soaked carpet outside ensuite. Woke up in a 'bath'. Crawled into bed. Realised gravity of situation 24 hrs later when carpet smells like dog. Called in professionals with special machines and humidifier. GF not happy. It's her house, not mine. She can't enter bedroom for 2 days while it dries. I fail as a BF.
We once went cabrewing, canoeing and drinking, during our high school graduation time and we had parties to go to that night so we went home to shower before the parties. My buddy was so drunk, he threw up in his shower, picked up a piece of baloney out of his vomit, ate it, then proceed to pass out in the shower for an hour and a half until we finally woke him up. It was fucking hilarious lol.
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