Maybe drake should be the major

Commencing countdown engines on?

Check ignition, and may God's love be with you....

*blasts off* THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!

YOU'VE REALLY MADE THE GRAAAAAADE

And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear...

Now it's time to leave the capsule, if you DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

This is major Tom to ground control.
I'm stepping through the door...

And I'm floating in a most peculiar waaaay...

And the stars look very different.. Todayyyyyyy..

For heeeeeeeeeere am I sitting in a tin caaaaaan...

Faaaaaar above the wooooorld....

Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can dooooooooooo...

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles,
I'm feeling very still...

And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much
she knows
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....
Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.
There the song is done!

Dammit Guest
you didn't let us finish!

I hope you're happy guest. You killed the fun in funsubstance

If it's any consolation:
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/228344/space-oddity-in-space/?ref=submit

Thanks Smitty!