Well I'm assuming they don't die BECAUSE of the pants, they simply die while they're wearing them. Like getting shot while putting them on or something.
I'm thinking these people were probably standing on a balcony in their underwear, attempted to pull up their too tight jeans by jumping, realized they were the worst jumpers ever, fell off the balcony, and splat.
It's them skinny jeans, i'm telling you. You wiggled, jumped, rolled, struggling to squish your fatty calves and thighs into those satanic pipes, it hurts, it hurts, your breathing labored, as your lower extremes' blood flow getting cut bit by bit, and you feel suffocated, nauseous and faint, and the next thing you remember you're knocking on heaven's door . But fashionably, of course.
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