This is why you should move to Australia

The koala is obviously trying to kill this poor man..

Nah, this one is harmless. It's the Dropbears you need to worry about, but you can tell this isn't one because it's not going for the face.

Why did I just imagine little bears dropping out of trees and surprising people

That's not everywhere in Australia ffs

Yeah... that post got deleted for some reason. I don't know why. Might have been a complaint from the Australian Tourism Board.

Those aren't soaked koalas, they're drop bears.

The soaked koala bear was a photoshop anyway

That's what they want you to think... Hence the ATB complaint.