More accurate than any weather channel

What if there's three stones?

*mind explodes*

NE

(slow clap)

My old neighborhood had one. It was a lot bigger and kids would swing on it.

We have a patio stone with a basically shortened version of that on it.
"If this rock is...
Wet, it's raining.
White, it's snowing.
Shaking, there's an earthquake.
Not here, it's stolen."

If become stone then cut back on the pot.