They really printed this

Tru dat.
*whips out my red GBA SP*

GF: So you wanna do the do?
Me: Come on...come on......FUCK!
GF: Ooh, keep it down!
Me: come.....yes........i'm gonna do it.....FUCK YEAH!
GF: Lets do it baby. I'll pull down your pants....
Me: *looks up* Oh. Uh, what are you doing?
GF: I thought you wanted sex!
Me: I WAS TRYING TO CATCH MEWTWO

His games know what you did in the daaaark

What's the first?

haha this would be my bf except I would play my DS next to him

Too soon FS, too soon