LEMME TELL YOU WHY THIS IS BULLSHIT. SEE THOSE CHOCOLATE CHIPS? JUDGING BY THOSE THIS IS A PRETTY BIG OREO. YOU WONT BITE INTO THAT SHIT. YOURE GONNA LICK THE AROUND THE MIDDLE, RIGHT? AND YOU'LL BE LEFT WITH TWO BIG OREO COOKIES. NO. FUCK THIS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? THOSE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE GONNA GET STUCK IN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH AND YOULL HAVE THIS HORRIBLE BITTER CHOCOLATE TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH ALONG WITH THE OVERWHELMING SWEETNESS OF THE ICE CREAM, NOT TO MENTION THE COOKIES. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE COOKIES? THROW THEM AWAY, PROBABLY. EVEN IF YOU DONT,, YOU'LL HAVE THE OREO TASTE STUCK IN YOUR MOUTH ALONG WITH THE CHOCOLATE TASTE AND THE SWEETNESS OF THE ICE CREAM WILL HAVE YOU WISHING YOU NEVER CONSUMED THIS MONSTROSITY.
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