Chickens are asshole, to humans, to each other, to other animals. I lived on a farm for a little while and a bunch of chickens actually ganged up on this little piglet that had wandered away from its mama. They actually killed the poor thing.
I used to carry one around all the time when I was three and it was like my best friend and my dog was super jealous of it and one day she got off her chain and the first thing she did was kill the chicken
What did you do that pissed the monster?