And then the eggs clapped

7 years ago by barneystinson · 1572 Likes · 24 comments · Popular

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deleted · 7 years ago · FIRST

A fucking pay raise?
I'm surprised you didn't lose your job

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sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago

Your manager gave you a pay raise for wasting and damaging stock?

celticrose · 7 years ago

And don't forget assaulting costumers and creating a falling hazard.

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breadbinurie · 7 years ago

this is true i was there i'm the eggs

gamzee · 7 years ago

Did it hurt

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ambertek · 7 years ago

So.. Two adult males.. Ran away.. From a female store clerk.. Throwing eggs.. Mhm.

celticrose · 7 years ago

Well they sound like bullies and at heart bullies are cowards. Oddly I find that one of the more believable aspects of this tale.

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crownederdoc · 7 years ago

What the hell did I just read

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regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

"Frail, not the whale"

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chilledtothebone · 7 years ago

this is true, i was the moped thing

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guest · 7 years ago

I don't disagree. If you're in that moped thing because you're fat, you have a problwm.

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deleted · 7 years ago

I'm tired of that obnoxious ass Jeopardy shit

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chilledtothebone · 7 years ago

This was 16 weeks ago, when it was actually funny.

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deleted · 7 years ago

I'm just tired of somebody wanting to tell a story and obnoxious fuckers are like "I'll take shit that never happened for 500"

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sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago

Ffs this post is 16 weeks old, and the stories are clearly fake or over exagerrated.

barneystinson · 7 years ago

If you don't like it just keep scrolling

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deleted · 7 years ago

Oh boy getting downvoted for my opinion that people who comment like that are obnoxious pricks how fun

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sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago

Use the fucking reply button

deleted · 7 years ago

Who fucking cares

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