Make my bank account great again

Trade schools, volunteer work, and/or good references can do just as well for you.
Also, business isn't as far removed from politics as people seem to think.

According to Forbes magazine Presidents Taft, Hoover and Eisenhower never held elected office prior to the presidency.
There is no requirement for prior service, you must be a US born citizen and 35 or older.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2015/05/15/what-shot-does-a-candidate-whos-never-held-government-office-have-at-the-nomination/#7137c45f6f9a

You could run for president too, you know. If you meet the requirements.

Anyone can run for president, it's not like you need a degree

If you want South Africa's president you are MORE than welcome?