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· 30 weeks ago
Ok So my brother was in class and he was spacing out and the teacher walks by him sees my brother and said "Boy don't sit there like your Mama don't have arms or legs." Without skipping a beat my brother snaps out of it looks at the teacher all sad and says "but sir my Mama don't have any arms or legs." The teacher freaks out saying "OMG OMG I am so sorry it was a joke I didn't know I am so sorry." My brother bust out laughing and says "only kidding my Mama has arms and legs but next time you never know lol."
And that is why when I went to the same Highschool he did I was told please tell me you're the good one.
· 30 weeks ago
There's a guy in my class which keeps making yo mama jokes and shit so he told some girl a mama joke as well. She decided to joke too and said she was adopted and didn't know her real mum. I have no idea how she did it but she started crying about how she doesn't know her mom and the other girls picked up on her game and gathered around her to comfort her and one girl just stands up and yells something like "are you crazy?you can't joke around things like these" and the poor dude is just standing there in shock looking at all these girls in tears and he got so sad too and started to take it all back and meanwhile everyone else is giggling all quiet. The next day we told him it was all a joke and it was pretty funny how it all worked so incredibly
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