Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


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Did you know? 5 comments
mrscollector · 28 minutes ago
It even looks like a little bad ass lol
Super apple! 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
Super Apple AWAY
Best show ever! 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
BUT Bea Arthur did snu snu Bender lol
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Recently divorced 11 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
Lmfao I'm dieing right now lol omg I started to cry from laughing. That caught me off guard. I can just picture it. It is your first night sleeping together and you say good night baby and you get comfy expecting them to cuddle you but you turn around to see that lmao. I would be like WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING???
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Dog poops on tortoise 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
To bad it wasn't fast enough to move.
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Russian Photographer Captures The Cutest Squirrel Photo Session Ever photo by Vadim Trunov 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
When girls take each other's photo for thier dating profile.
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Probably a good idea 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 hours ago
Isn't that Domino's superpower? She changes luck for her favor. So in other words normally a gun would shoot and kill her if she was a normal person but since she has her superpower the probability of it jamming happens in her favor which makes the bad guy unable shoot her.
She calls it luck but really she is altering the probability of things happening.
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Frog that has a parasitic worm living in his eye 5 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
Poor thing
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Majestic 5 comments
mrscollector · 13 hours ago
Thanks for the new background
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The city sucks 7 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My whole life all I ever wanted to do was live in a small town. I was born in a small town and now live in one. But I have lived in two major cities before. One was nice and didn't feel all that big, but the other city I lived in felt like it was a large busy city were I hated to go anywhere because of it.
Now my daughter who has only known small towns says she wishes to live in a big city. Mainly L.A. or Anaheim. She never been to a big city till we took her to Disneyland and she says she wants to move to a big city when she grows up.
I think it will always be to each their own. Not everyone likes small town life not everyone likes big city life. Each has good and bad parts. Yeah big cities have traffic and crime but small towns have crimes as well hell there was a giant drug ring bust one town over from my hometown. And you have no idea how boring it can get. Why do you think cow tipping was invented? It wasn't because it was a needed thing. It came out of pure boredom.
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Who won WWIII? 23 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Is Funsubstance still running?
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Pit bulls are bred to kill 17 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
They were originally called the Nanny Dog due to many families owning them for the purpose of watching over their children. Yet today they are considered killers.
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Pit bulls are bred to kill 17 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
It sounds like your cousin did not train it enough. A good trainer knows that training your dog to ignore other dogs is a big step in teaching it to walk on a leash. @flyingoctopus is right a breed is not breed to kill a dog is trained to kill or trained to behave. Your cousin needs to learn to train animals better before getting another dog.
On side note how did the dog get away from them? A good dog owner knows to firmly have a grip on the dog's leash. And with large or powerful dogs they know to make sure the collar and leash are strong enough not to break.
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cats.. -_- 16 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I have 5 cats and that looks human lol
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cats.. -_- 16 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
That cat took a very human looking poop
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We need to show you love mama 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Lol same lol my daughter could cough clear on the other side of the house and I will hea her and ask her if she is getting a cold.
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We need to show you love mama 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
My grandmother who lived with us always said never stop making sound when a baby is sleeping. Infact make more sound than normal. She would bang pans in the kitchen and blast the tv. It was all so we would get used to hearing noise while we slept and thanks to her a tornado could go through my house and I will sleep right through it. But now that I am a Mom my daughter makes one whimper or peep and I am wide awake. From the first day she came home one small tiny whisper she make I could be asleep 100 miles away and boom wide awake like "IS THE BABY OK!?" lol
But because I did what my grandmother did for me my daughter can now sleep through a hurricane and never knew it happen. lol
So never be one of those people that hang a sign on the front door asking not to ring the door bell because the baby is asleep.
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Everyone I have found my soulmate 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Looks like Peeta is getting a bit to kinky.
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Not so smart 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Hay she kissed him lol
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What a nightmare feels like 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
God damn it that gave me anxiety lol.
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But it's not a hammer 12 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
That is a screw even if your phone was a hammer it wouldn't work with a screw lol.
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Gaston isn't all bad 25 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
@matthewg lol aww really I'm one of your favorite. Ok how about I promise to TRY MY HARDEST to remember it is would HAVE not would OF but if I do it again just say twitch lol. Because I admit that was very funny. lol
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Gaston isn't all bad 25 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
@matthewg would of would of would of would of lmao
Sorry lol just teasing but really I am dyslexic so forgive my spelling and grammar.
You're Never Too Important... 5 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Or to busy
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Gaston isn't all bad 25 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Plus I think Belle would of told Gaston they should trap the beast and try to help it. And because Gaston does what ever Belle wants Gaston would of tried to catch the beast. Because like I said I think deep down Gaston loved Belle.
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