Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


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what a twist 1 comments
mrscollector · 21 minutes ago
Lmfao damn it ok this is officially my favorite of this meme lol now I mean it no more lol
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Please take a moment to read 15 comments
mrscollector · 22 minutes ago
The son was 60. His mom is in her 80s and though her mind is all there she is unable to cook, clean, do shopping, or any of that she can clean her self and feed her self but she has trouble doing chore like work. He never complained about doing the work he loved helping her so it has us all stumped that he just left her like that.
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Sugar and spice and a story that's nice 7 comments
mrscollector · 7 hours ago
Don't forget his lab pet monkey Mojo jojo who got in the way of the explosion.
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Where to get fireworks 4 comments
mrscollector · 7 hours ago
We always go to anyone selling for a good cause like last year we got them from a group selling for the veterans home. Year before that the local animal shelter.
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Its his place now 1 comments
mrscollector · 7 hours ago
Shhh I hiding
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Prison Break: The Prequel leaked footage 11 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
So you know the pain of to many siblings lol its always fun when I tell people how many brothers I have at they look at me like WHAT! lol but you have it worse lol my parents would of had more but my dad threaten to leave if that happen lmao he wouldn't but he swears he would of
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Prison Break: The Prequel leaked footage 11 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I have 5 brothers no sisters so six kids total. I am 3rd in line lol. But hay my mom came from a family of 6 kids she was the 6th kid and she was a set of twins her twin brother was number 5.
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Broken heart syndrome 8 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
It happen to my grandpas cat.He found it as a kitten in an old tire at the factory he worked.It was no bigger than a plum.He carried it in his front pocket all day.When he got home instead of taking a nap like he normally did he made a tiny bottle of milk and oatmeal and fed it to the kitten like a baby. He did this every day he took it to work with him even though my grandma could of taken care of it. He wanted to do it. Each time he fed it it would fan its feet so he named it fanny. That cat wouldn't take food from anyone. Only from him. You could trick her if she didnt see you put the food in the bowl but if she saw you do it she would refuse to eat. It lived to be 16 because the day it died was my grandpa's funeral. It was acting so sad all day. It died in my grandpa's chair. The poor little thing. My grandma was worried it got poisoned so took it to the vet to see what happen. They said it was in perfect health it shouldn't of died.
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Sorry if you cried lol I did writing it.
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Prison Break: The Prequel leaked footage 11 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I think this is super cute the older one can't lift its sibling out so it figures out a way to get it out. Lol
When I was a baby my crib was at the foot of my parents bed. My Dad found out if he stuck his toes through the bars I wouldn't try to escape each night. But it came at a price I would pop his toes from pulling on them. My oldest brother just needed a snack of crackers lol. But my littlest brother had to have a cover over his to keep him in. It was this fish net sheet that fits over the top like a tent. The others just stayed with no problem lol
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Not everyone have it easy, but you can be proud of your hard work 16 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
When I was younger people told me when you are angry what you really feel comes out. I say that is bull shit when you are angry you will say or do things you know will hurt the other person. It doesn't mean you mean them or truly believe what you said or did. It just means you knew what would hurt someone who trusted you and you used it against them. Now this does not make you a bad person so long as you feel remorse and ask for forgiveness. Also that if they forgive you you try your hardest to make things right again. Because just because you are forgiven doesn't mean things are back to normal.
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Cars 16 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
lol don't worry a lube job on a car is just like putting on rash cream lol it just helps keep parts that touch from wearing each other down. Its nothing dirty lol
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Cars 16 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I always picture the wheels are like shoes. Because there is parts where cars tires are changed.
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Still my favorite amazon review 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Ok funny yet kind of gross story time:
Ok so this happened just after I had my daughter. Me and hubby lived in an aparment just 30 minutes from my brother's school. After school he use to come by and hang out with my baby and me.On the day my baby's umbilical cord fell off finally I placed it in a ziplock bag so my husband can see. (He asked me to do it.) Well my husband came home early and he goes cool and such and he leaves it on the coffee table in the living room. My brother stops by and a few hours he notices the bag and asks what is this? I not skipping a beat go "O yeah that was left over jerky from hubbys lunch you can have it." My husband's eyes got HUGE! My brother picks it up opens the bag picks it out and sniffs it and he says it smells weird what flavor is it? My husband says baby. My brother just says huh?
I say bro it is the baby's umbilical cord. It fell off today. Omg the look on his face lmmfao. He still doesnt eat jerky to this day.
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Guys please! 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
If this was me I would say: "I don't WANT flowers. What I WANT is for YOU to take out the DAMN TRASH!" Mainly because we live in the country and our drive way is a long dirt road and he is suppose to take the trash to the road and when empty bring ir back but it is the one thing he keeps forgetting. (-.-)
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Hate when that happens 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
:0€
Why
Is it because I am so awesome? (0.<)
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Worthy of human interaction 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I think it is so great and they are amazing people to do this.
BUT
It looks like they are magically turning the homeless into hipsters lol
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Cannibalism at its worst 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
DUDE FREE SPRINKLES
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yeah 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Bosomed Buddies before Big Bootied Honeys
(Female friends before girlfriends)
Buds before Studs
(Male friends before boyfriends)
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Heist of the year 19 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Ohhhhh ok lol I get it now. Sorry I'm a bit sleepy it is 354am here lol I been up rewatching game of thrones in a marathon I'm on season 2 as of now. I'm rewatching before the new season comes out.
Ok so your question lol no not siblings. I have alot of relitives but my brothers don't come on here. lol I do have 2 cousins that do but they are guest. But yeah not siblings.
Heist of the year 19 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
O.o huh?
Some things change but state functions will always bore Charles 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Well to him it is like bring your kid to work day.
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No! You take a picture of me! 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Lmfao that one eye
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Hate when that happens 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I love when this happens. It makes me feel like I have extra time.
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Hackerman 28 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
To all the people saying it is dumb to add your password, they still dont know your email. So you are fine unless you are the kind of idiot who uses the same password to everything.
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