Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


Sub&SundayTeach
College 35
Wife12yrs/Mom10yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
ImEclectic
Dyslexic
‚̧Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
TvMarathons
Sims/AC/WOW

— Melodie Watkins Report User
I've been through the desert on a gigantic horse with no name 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
Horse to her elephant to the rest of the world.
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The sound of my childhood.. Rest in Peace 2 comments
mrscollector · 5 hours ago
O.o
What she died? OMG
That's why I love the movies so much 5 comments
mrscollector · 7 hours ago
I knew all of them.
It is just like when I was in my senior year of highschool and this kid was in like 6th grade was having an argument that Aerosmith first song was Don't wanna to miss a thing. and I said umm no lol
That's why I love the movies so much 5 comments
mrscollector · 8 hours ago
All is right except the unknown part.
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Anyone know if this is really true or the internet just trolling? 12 comments
mrscollector · 8 hours ago
Lmao I just KNEW someone was going to add me to this lol
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Some handy and useful stuff for you. 6 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
You just hurt my poor little dyslexic brain.
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Trust jump 9 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
How to tell you are not the favorite
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Pillow for people wearing glasses 7 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
Where have you been all my life
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You can't compare these things 13 comments
mrscollector · 19 hours ago
I call BS because I have seen animals give milk to different animals. Like that squirrel who was raised by a cat. And many animals enjoy milk at all ages.
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Norwegian police everybody 1 comments
mrscollector · 20 hours ago
In my home town there is a town drunk. He drinks every night and walks the streets. One day me and hubby was at the police station due to someone online tried to steal or credit card and the credit card needed a police report to give us our money back. Well as we were coming out the town drunk was across the street. The officer yells out hay you coming in later? The drunk yells back yup just got about a cup left than I be right there. The town just let's him roam lol. He always turns himself in. He has some mental problems from war. And there is rumors he pushed his mom in front of a truck. Though some say she walked into it.
He was even on the San Antonio Texas news lol. For being our towns drunk.
If you wan to see it lol just look up Gonzales tx and Town drunk his name is Otis. Lol
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I'm a naughty student 9 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
My 2nd oldest brother was always sent to the office for being a wise ass. They always gave him a choice either detention or paddle. He ALWAYS picked paddle. He got so use to it he was once called to the office, so he passed the office desk went straight to the principals office and the principal wasn't yet in there so my brother got into paddle position which is both hands on the desk legs separated and butt arched so you only get hit on your butt. Well principal walks in sees that and just falls over laughing. He actually fell to his knees laughing. Apparently my brother was called in to the office because our mom was going to take him to a doctor's appointment. He wasn't even in trouble. What made it worse was while the principal was laughing my brother said come on pops I want to get this over with.
Few years later when I went to that school EVERY TEACHER I HAD asked me if I was related to him lol.
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Everything a cat wants 2 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
No this is a trap today you have to go to the vet.
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What kind of sex is nice? 23 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
High because the worst sex is drunk dick sex lmfao
"Y'all wanna split the tab?" 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
When you are about to grab your drink at the exact moment when your friend takes a picture so you look like you are pretending to hold a drink but really yours is right in front of you.
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Not the milk! 9 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Lmao that is exactly what happen lmao except my kid hit my back forcing me to cough up the chip lol
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Is it only me..? 9 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Like when you have earphones on and you hear someone call your name but you are all alone.
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What I do when my enemy manages to hit me 5 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
I love Jackie Chan lol he is one the few people we who does almost all his stunts and puts his life on the line many times all for his fans.
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Mexican girl's says "cross country runner" 19 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
What about the fact that the white kid has guns on his shirt that says too cool for school. Labeling him as a school shooter.
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Mexican girl's says "cross country runner" 19 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
The Asian kid shirt doesn't say puppy eyes it says puppy fever.
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*Pressing X really hard* 16 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
@hood lmao yes this is what some girls at slumber parties do. But really I said it all just to show that you may feel like no one could ever like you, you might have a secret admirer and never know it.
Just like the post said.
Sharp knife 17 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I love these kind of desserts where it looks like fruit but cut it and there is cream and all sorts of goodies lol and they are so pretty.
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Roller coaster prank idea 7 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
That is so fucked up lmao wait to tell them till you are about to do the loop lol
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Not the milk! 9 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Ass! lmao I nearly choked to death I was eating a chip and I laughed and accidentally inhaled it. Lol
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Bless Sweden 39 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I know it stinks my kid loves it there lol hell I love it there
*Pressing X really hard* 16 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
On the hair and eyes I just can't help it lmao I melt. Honestly it all started when I was about 12 and my friends older sisters boyfriend came over to get my friend and he was this cool awesome guy who had amazing blue eyes and had jet black hair that was almost blue it was so black. Not going to lie here lmao he was FINE! lmao but after that blue eyes and black hair always lol. My hubby has blue eyes and dark hair he swears he is blond but I keep telling him it isn't blonde it is dark brown. But other than that I always look for someone with my same humor, like me and hubby get into cutdown battles lol and the person had to like my southern home cooking. Plus they have to like video games and they have to be a dork lol. But I could never be with someone who wanted to be a writer. Because I tried that and I love to write and I hated how that felt. He was great just never again.
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