Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


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Wife12yrs/Mom10yr1girl
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ImEclectic
Dyslexic
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Cosmic sheets 11 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Am I the only one that sess the face on the top left pillow lol
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When a girl calls you daddy 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Lol its ok he ment it as a joke as well lol. He still does it. He will give me like a candy or something I had no idea he was getting me and he would say here baby big Daddy got this for his baby doll. And I would say o my Dad got me this I thought you did. Ok well remind me to thank my Dad.
Or one day I was talking to him and I accdently called him Daddy lol his face light up and said you called me Daddy! I WIN I AM DADDY I AM THE WINNER YOU ARE THE LOSER YOU CALLED ME DADDY!
lmao he is such a dork.
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Be surprised 11 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Cat:"Did you say num nums?"
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A nice ramble 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
It was Open Arms lol but he was so perfect we actually had to check to make sure it wasnt the singer from Journey lol
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When a girl calls you daddy 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
My husband said he wanted me to call him Daddy when we first met. I told him flat out the only man in my life I call Daddy is my Dad. He will always be the only Daddy I will ever have. So no I will not call you Daddy.
However I do call him Daddy when I tell my daughter to talk to him or I am saying he said or did something. lol
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You're always someone's star, even if you don't know it 13 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Who says she wasnt going to recycle the paper.
Plus this is a comic that was drawn on a computer. So no paper was harmed in this comic. lol
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A nice ramble 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Me, my husband, and our daughter was eating in our car after getting In and Out. We were just chillin and chatting about favorite music when I say my favorite band is Journey. And a homeless man comes walking by. When we hear the song open arms. We look around think we see a car it was coming from because it sounded PERFECT! Like it was the actual song except there was no instruments. It was only the lyrics. That is when the homeless man is right infront of us and we realized it was all him. He was singing it. He sounded exactly like the singer and everything. When he got done not only us but othera eating in there cars clapped their hands. lol
Me and hubby still talk about that guy. And it was 3 years ago.
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You're always someone's star, even if you don't know it 13 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I should post our fridge lol my daughter draws every day she draws better than me and she is 10. lol Our fridge is coated in her drawings
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How to easily thriller 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Could since I was a kid lol but thanks for the step by step diagram. Lol
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Our saviour and grace, "The Immortal Time Lord" 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
When you find that one outfit you love.
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Poor guy 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Sounds like Tigger
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Stealing someone else's spotlight 9 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
Yeah lol its like eating at olive garden for every meal. And we be going for 2 nights. 1 day at the hotel and 1 day at the park than go home on the 3rd day.
Stealing someone else's spotlight 9 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I wish but its like 30+ each person lol
Poor guy 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 days ago
I fucking hate you lmfao
I am dyslexic it took to damn long to realise what it was suppose to say.
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My kid is Rorejo??? 56 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
Melaal lol its kind of cute
Documented event wit ha time traveler 6 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
Get a name and than you can try to have a say in what people post.
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Stealing someone else's spotlight 9 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
That spot is actually a photo spot that you can pay to have your picture taken at. It is probably why he has such a good spot.
I know this due to...
(0.o)
(o.0)
Ok she isn't looking.
Due to we are taking our 10yr old daughter to disneyland this coming February. So I been studying and planning this trip so we get the most out of it.
So shhhh don't tell LittleMissCollector lol
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I'd pay $10 to do that 9 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
Wait wait a minture do I have to slap each one to get the money or do I get that much for each one I slap. Because I have 5 brothers and for that much I will slap the taste out their mouths. Lol
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I love giant turtles 7 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
Yeah they come "running" lol
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The irony of Labor Day 4 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
My Dad's birthday hovered around Labor Day. Sadly last year he passed away on Labor Day. So this holiday is not a good one for me.
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Cat jumps into lake after guy sneezes 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 days ago
I just picture the cat yelling as it runs away:
"GID DAMN IT GREG THAT IS IT I AM SHITTING IN YOUR SHOES!"
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Rest in peace you amazing man 8 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
He was a gentlemen first and a porn tycoon second lol
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Give me some chill bro 2 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
"Hi is this James Turk? Hi I am calling to let you know we are having our 10 year class reunion. So do you think you can make it?"
James Turk: "Nope I am still to busy chillin."
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When you politely tall someone to kill themselves 3 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
Favorite way my Dad use to tell people to kill themselfs was 2 ways lol.
1. "Why don't you go clean a gun with the safty off." He usally told fellow cops this lol.
2. "Next time you are driving on a bridge, stop midway and take a right."
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Dafuq people 10 comments
mrscollector · 5 days ago
Surprised they didnt give the "guy" a bone of his own.
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