Melodie Watkins

mrscollector


Sub&SundayTeach
College 35
Wife12yrs/Mom10yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
ImEclectic
Dyslexic
‚̧Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
TvMarathons
Sims/AC/WOW

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Only in Canada 6 comments
mrscollector · 43 minutes ago
It is the eyes and the smile that make him look like Carlton.
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Only in Canada 6 comments
mrscollector · 1 hour ago
That was so nice of Cartlon and I had no idea he is a cop now. Lmao
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Snake accidentally bites itself 17 comments
mrscollector · 1 hour ago
Finally found some food.
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Bite
FUCK FUCK FUCK IT WAS ME FUCK FUCK
GOD THAT HURT
Shit now I feel bad for all the food I ate.
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WAVE! CMON JUST WAVE!!! 5 comments
mrscollector · 2 hours ago
Moments like this is when I wish we could really talk with animals.
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This minimal watch only shows what you need to know 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 hours ago
Dyslexic me hates this but nondyslexic me loves it.
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That's a real fear 2 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
My husbands grandparents are 94 and 93 and seeing one sleep is the scariest shit ever. They don't move and they sleep with thier mouth open and don't snore. Every time I swear to god one finally died than they will cough or jump cause they heard something. It is usally me clapping my hands really loud to see if they are alive but I hide when I do it because well they caught on to me doing it lmao
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Tell your boss you're sad 4 comments
mrscollector · 12 hours ago
Still on drugs is SOD not SAD
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OH GOD NO, WHY? 2 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Worse choclate pudding lol
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This is my mom every time someone comes over 1 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
I was raised if you have guest coming to visit you always clean the house top to bottom. And honestly I have been to visit people and when I found they barely even cleaned it feels like they don't want me there even though they insisted I stay with them.
It is one thing if people are coming just to stay for a few minutes or hours. Than clean like you normally do but if you invited them to stay over night even if it is for 1 night, clean your house.
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Best armor usually looks the worse 5 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Story of my game life lmao
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2 types of friends 4 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
The difference between friends and best friends. lol
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Beautiful and dangerous bridge 8 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
It maybe "useable" but there is no fucking way I am going across.
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They can't stand this hot weather 3 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
All my hamster ever looks like is that you just woke her up from the best dream of her life and she is now pissed because it wasn't real and you took that wonderful dream away from her.
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Disney secret 22 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
(-.-)
*deep sigh*
Seriously?
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I definately did not make up this quote 16 comments
mrscollector · 1 day ago
Lol no I didnt I just wanted to make sure you knew I was not fighting lol and cool name by the way
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I definately did not make up this quote 16 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Look I am just saying the world be a better place if everyone did things like what I said but you do you. I could be rude or mean and such but I won't. I do hope you understand I have just been joking around. But I do hope you are kind and nice to others and being an ass is just a hobby lol.
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Why did you tell me that? 12 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
(O.O)
(-.-)
(O.O)
WTF
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I definately did not make up this quote 16 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Lmao ok seriously though it really isn't right to be an as you put it "arsehole" because you feel like it. You really should treat everyone you meet with kindness than let them have a chance to prove they deserve you being an "arsehole" to them because when you do it that way it feels a shit ton better than doing it to a total stranger just for the purpose of being an ass.
More signs that shouldn't be necessary. 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Dont tell me what to do!
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Not mine, I wish 7 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
My mom has a picture of her sitting on the back tail gate of President LBJ's truck. With his wife Lady Bird sitting next to her and President LBJ standing beside her. Apparently they were family friends of my Grandpa. They use to go to his house during summer. She even been in his car that can go from driving on land to driving on water.
I learned all this when I was 15 and had to do a report on President LBJ. Which I was given him at random because we had to draw a paper with the President's names on them to see who we will get. I don't think she ever would of told us if I didn't.
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I definately did not make up this quote 16 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Sure you are sweety and I have a night job as backup dancer with Taylor Swift. Lol
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When You Just Can't Find The Cone Of Shame 2 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Cat:"You are a real dick, Jerry."
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Marvel should buy this idea 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
The Spleen is a great character lol. The gypsy woman cursed him to forever more be he who dealt it lol
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Don't be so hard on the Beaver, Wally! 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
It is a boy thing lol I never did it and I have a girl lmao
Don't be so hard on the Beaver, Wally! 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 days ago
Little trick sometimes if a kid's head is stuck like this try getting them to go the rest of the way through instead of tring to back out of it. I have 5 brothers and all got their head stuck one way or another. Luckly my Dad was a firefighter and learned this trick after so many frantic parents calling about thier kid being stuck. Lol
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