Cup for when you can't decide

Alright, tell all.

How's Vietnam treating ya guys?

Lovely, I'm having baked sweet potato for breakfast

My motorcycle was stolen, so I stole two

Tsk that's typical Vietnamese

Sounds like fun! Now y'all should come live in canada with me

The cold hurts my knees

Wear jeans then

I wear legging AND jeans! It's not even under 15°C and my knees are already hurting
I'm a softie ;-; I'm bad at handling cold and heat

I bet knee warmers are a thing

They are not
Cause only old people have painful knees
And old people die pretty quick so no one is bothered to make knees warmer
Guess I'll just die then

YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE TONIGHT
*Makes you immortal*

Great
Now I'll have cold knees FOREVER and ever

*gives you infinitely warm knees*

Canada is great, it’s like left Norway with more syrup

See, silvie gets it

Heat makes me have trouble breathing
And Canada is good
Too many "eh" and "meh" for me tho

Meh, maybe you're just not cut out for it then eh?

I want to go to couche tard. I just thing the name is funny.

Where is that?

It’s a gas station

What an odd place to want to go to

I just want to see the sign. Just to have a laugh.

You should come see the great sights of canada. The CN Tower, the Hopewell Rocks, Me, All of Vancouver, etc

And the coasts

Yaaaaaas

Not the geese, though

Not even canadian geese are nice

How about the other animals

Everything else is ok, but be careful around our antler cows

Ah yes the giant reindeer cousins, we have those

Are they friendly for you?

They're just out there, pooping and such. People like to steal the road signs with them.

Odd

How are yours

Pretty ok, just don't try to milk them

Do you know this from experience?

Maybe

*squints*

Definitely

Yeah. Those brown things aren’t special eggs, either

fuck, I thought I'd try those next

Glad I could warn you before you were kicked out of the house and sent to Special summer camp

Thank you

Hey remember käsefondue and marshmallows

I never forgot!

Great! I bet it actually tastes horrible

Have you had it?

No, but marshmallows and melted cheese are best kept separate. We should bring bread for dipping and something to roast the marshmallows.

And chocolate for the marshmallows

Yes, there should be a funsubstance convention

that would be amazing!

We would discover that mialinay is actually a pumpkin farmer man

Or that rosie is actually 40

It's probably that if she was, we wouldn't notice. We would also discover that somespanishguy is actually a widower with six dead spouses.

Or that my name is actually Richard

That would be a shock, and we would find out that I am actually Swedish

...are you?

*sweating* N-nej

*brings my face close to you*
Don't lie to the doctor silvie

I meant nei! I meant nei Richard! That is only left over from Danish class!

You're avoiding the question

You two are so close rn *gay thoughts*

...gay thoughts? Aren't you a not dude silvie?

Yep, not a dude, but not against anything gay

I'm not against gay stuff either, but I was wondering why rosie was getting gay thoughts of... wait who was she thinking of?

Hmm