I'm gonna start randomly testing these

What the fuck? Works too

I have nothing to say to that
Is a good one

"Harder, put it all in me!"
"...and then the wolves came."
or
"There is no escape from destiny."

Don't forget, when a conversation becomes awkward, just should"LINE!"

"Just like the old gypsy woman said"

So, it has come to this

Most of these comments make you sound like a dweeb, some sound as though you're overweight and in denial of it, wearing a Trilby and saying shit like M'Lady. If you have nothing to say, just shut it. How hard is that?