GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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"I ain't racist, and neither is trump" starter kit 6 comments
geluregis · 18 minutes ago
My only objection is that the beard and glasses would lump Guy Fieri in with those people, and he doesn't deserve that.
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Deadpool 9 comments
geluregis · 3 hours ago
Wet pizza would suck
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That escalated quickly 8 comments
geluregis · 4 hours ago
June 27, National HIV test day, apparently
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Deadpool 9 comments
geluregis · 5 hours ago
The same effect can be achieved by blindfolding you and covering you with warm fish entrails.
Can an astronaut shit in his suit? 5 comments
geluregis · 6 hours ago
Before they did, one astronaut had to pee during launch, and he couldn't hold it, destroying an extremely expensive suit.
That escalated quickly 8 comments
geluregis · 6 hours ago
Try to take me and you'll get snipped
Deadpool 9 comments
geluregis · 11 hours ago
Being slowly smothered to death in burning pizza
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Hmm 4 comments
geluregis · 11 hours ago
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Pikachu is a useless little shit imo 3 comments
geluregis · 13 hours ago
It's different in the recent generations. Now pikachu does make a pika noise.
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Japanese reaction to Scarlett Johansson in Hollywood adaptation of Ghost in the Shell 15 comments
geluregis · 21 hours ago
Japan doesn't have racial diversity, especially since they've always been so isolated from foreigners. I'm not sure if there are any non-Asian actors in Japan. So of course no one there would complain.
It is quite sad to see all the hate for this game 4 comments
geluregis · 21 hours ago
What's the point if I can't be a guy and fuck Garrus Vakarian?
It's a good excuse 7 comments
geluregis · 21 hours ago
So, if he sold cut marijuana plants in arrangements, would that qualify him to be a florist?
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I definitely want to end up as part of a haunted forest 15 comments
geluregis · 21 hours ago
Send your dust into space. At some point, it'll hit something and leave a good impact crater.
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I wouldn't hate my job nearly as much if I had a chair 27 comments
geluregis · 21 hours ago
Not everywhere, though. There's plenty of places where they don't get them.
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When the impossible happened 9 comments
geluregis · 21 hours ago
Vore him, you mean.
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Japanese reaction to Scarlett Johansson in Hollywood adaptation of Ghost in the Shell 15 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Like how there's weeaboos here in America, people in Japan are sort of fond of Western countries, since they're exotic and cool. They see asian actors all the time in their media, so it's not surprising that they'd be pretty okay with seeing a non-asian actor as the lead in the adaptation, especially one that's pretty famous.
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That's a very unfortunate hashtag 7 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
I want to join this Deepp Anal Bum Party
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sunni leboeuf 1 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
I mean, he'll fuck us all over, in the end.
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one 7 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
I don't want to pay money for a tablet, but if I try to use my mouse, it doesn't work very well.
Unexpectedly 14 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Nya rawr :3
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Unexpectedly 14 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Bratwurst, I suppose.
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Unexpectedly 14 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Yeah, why would they just slap a human face on such a beautifully monstrous body? I want him to have tusks and a cute muzzle that I can slam my... spaghetti into?
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Yeah I would make myself hotter but in one go! And make myself taller 11 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
I'd shift into objects and freak people out. "Why is this spoon moaning?" "Where is that singing noise coming from?" "This eggplant started vibrating all of a sudden?"
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Poor horse 19 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
*hands you a bottle of Bad Dragon (tm) cum lube* Here, this'll help.
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Warning: She smelled nice so I took a picture of her #dontjudge 5 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
The one in the shop window, the stiff looking one
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