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geluregis


The king of frost.
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*magically cured* 9 comments
geluregis · 5 hours ago
It's fine if they'd want to do it, but I feel like I'd be judged if I was actually there at service. No, rather, I already feel judged the moment they offer. Like a free trial where you have to offer your credit card number.
How to easily make jelly worms 5 comments
geluregis · 6 hours ago
It says. You warm the sides up, to release them
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Shut this door 9 comments
geluregis · 8 hours ago
All are precious and pure, but I guess orcs specifically.
Call her what 2 comments
geluregis · 9 hours ago
Arrested for Marijuana Possession
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damn 7 comments
geluregis · 10 hours ago
Ask. Communicate. Some people, such as myself, enjoy it when you put your hand on the back of their head or the top.
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Would be amazing 5 comments
geluregis · 11 hours ago
"The Necronomicon"
"Lemegeton"
Shut this door 9 comments
geluregis · 12 hours ago
Very good in bed, both of them.
Fabulous rhinos 9 comments
geluregis · 13 hours ago
This was posted a long while back, about 2015 or early 2016, I'd say.
Fabulous rhinos 9 comments
geluregis · 13 hours ago
The op got that part wrong, but the rest is correct, theoretically.
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Shut this door 9 comments
geluregis · 13 hours ago
Why would you want to keep orcs out?
damn 7 comments
geluregis · 13 hours ago
Give em a pat on the head/back. Or suck their dick.
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Some ways to annoy your roommates 7 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Your friend: "Why don't you fucking eat my ass!"
Ancient astronomers 5 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
"Math", declared the average-furred science chapter girl.
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You: What? 2 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Gamers Georg lives in a cave and plays Dark Souls 24 hours a day
Get well soon 4 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
What's worse is when they survive and they have a berry, Rest, or some other healing type move
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This is what the best friendships are made of 5 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
You forgot the sexual tension
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Anyone? 12 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Strap a piece of buttered toast butter side up on the back of a cat, then drop the cat
Definitely was not expecting that from the phone call 4 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Something that requires an amount of physical strength or time, probably.
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Fabulous rhinos 9 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Poachers tend to kill the rhinos when they take the horns, or cut too deeply, preventing the horn from growing back properly or at all. And they generally need the horns for various reasons.
http://www.bisbeesconservationfund.org/conservation/savetherhino/faq.aspx
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The alarm clock that will actually wake me up 3 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
*eats the bacon and goes back to sleep*
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Get well soon 4 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Until you realize you're out of mp and healing items
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A moment of silence for our brother in the Labzone 8 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
Alternatively: One of them is a beard
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"Body of my dreams" 4 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
What's he doing hunched over? Did he already break his spine from trying to lift a weight?
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Multitasking 2 comments
geluregis · 1 day ago
They held good intention in their heart, and that is what matters.
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