Three of these were caused by idiocy. One is the pizza in the oven, because they put it straight in without a pan. Two is the bowl with the food over the stove, because clearly someone put a plastic container on an oven burner, which is really stupid. Three is the grown adult on the children's swingset.
My wife's college roommate tried to open a bottle of wine with a steak knife and stabbed herself in the tit. Today she (the roommate) jokes that she "thanks god for her double ds, because if she had a's i'd be dead right now".
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