You're too extra

its a can opener

But there's booze in the blender,
soon it will render,
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in margaritaville
Searchin for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that there's a wooomaaan to blame, but I know... it's my own damned fault.

Yeah, some people claim that there's a wooooommmmmaaaannnn to Blame
But I know it's my own damned fault