If I hit her she'd just write a song about it

I'd smash for free

Id smack her for some chicken nuggets

There isn't a single person on the planet I wouldn't smack for that much money.

Guys I think it means you have to pay that much to slap her

I'm kind of afraid of being arrested for that, or being taken out be security guards.
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That being said, I'd smack her for a corn chip and I don't particularly like corn chips.

Why do people hate Taylor swift? But Hell yeah, I'll smack an orphan for that much

I'd smack her if I had no plans between 11 and 11.01