So apparently capybara have an off switch in their nose

"I HAVE BEEN SLAIN!"
"Not now, Richard
"GAH! I FALL OVER AND MY LAST BREATHS ARE EXCRUCIATING, BUT I AM COMFORTED WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IT'LL BE OVER SOON"
"This is why your wife left you"

Capybaras are friend shaped

"Speak! Are you ok speak?"

How does that one song
‘Capybara sits in an old mans shoe .. something something something he can eat ‘

I’d fall over too if someone stabbed me UP MY NOSTRIL.

That bird does not give a shit.