Fake expert

He’s made of cloth that could be why

Because the real trick to having clean clothes is to not wear any clothes at all. That way, all your clothes will remain safe and clean inside the wardrobe.

He is the laundry.

He used to put himself in the machine so yeah he’s the expert

Doesn't he have hella blankets though?

He doesn't wear clothes, He IS clothes. (in that he's made of cloth)