It's between this and "gym kardashian" for this posts Oscar. The later is elegant and simplistic, but the detail and vivid creative imagery of this makes it one of the hardest choices I've had to make. With a solemn heart I nominate serosenpai. Gym Kardashian is clever and makes me chuckle, but this- masterpiece of American pop fiction is possibly up there with Kerouac.
Kim: you're not
Kanye: I am not
Kim: what did I say about uniforms
Kanye: *walks back in with maid costume on*
Kim: Better.