No, pineapple on pizza is evil but pineapple on pizza and eating pizza with a knife and fork and eating it from the middle! That's just demonic and i hope cthulu himself rises from the ocean to end our existence to this demonic ritual can no longer continue!
(If you can't tell I'm joking do what you wish even if it is a bit strange, more power to you... i still hate pineapple in general and in my opinion, i believe pizza should be eaten with your hands out the box but you do you and let no one tell you otherwise) =)
Technically, pizzas are supposed to be eaten on a plate since it was invented a while before we start using cardboard boxes :)
And you're supposed to use fork and knife because real pizza's dough are very soft and won't stay in your hands.
I see myself as a Pizza's agnostic : I accept all kind of beliefs. Soft dough, tough dough, no crust, normal crust, cheesy crust, pineapple, snails, anchovy, olives, tomato base, cream base... Whatever ! What's important is that we reunite together around this glorious meal.
I believe in the circle, the cardboard and the pizza slicer (the holy trinity, the great one that will answer your prayers in 30min or less or it's free) but I'm accepting of other pizza religions, i just make jokes for the mems, i do believe pineapple is a sin but i accept it's personal preference and won't really judge you, we should all be United by the great flatbread not divided like it's slices, we all one in yhe toppings of the great tonys pizza in the sky!
Meh the flat bread accepts all (we can start a few pizza based religions and our version of Jewish people will be OG Italians that eat OG square pizzas, you know the traditional way in Italy... also Italy will be the holy land and people will make more pilgrimages to rome and other Italian places XD)
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And you're supposed to use fork and knife because real pizza's dough are very soft and won't stay in your hands.
I see myself as a Pizza's agnostic : I accept all kind of beliefs. Soft dough, tough dough, no crust, normal crust, cheesy crust, pineapple, snails, anchovy, olives, tomato base, cream base... Whatever ! What's important is that we reunite together around this glorious meal.