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All hail the muffin king has returned! *throws assorted muffins into the crowd *

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I die a little every 3 weeks :( 6 comments
hood · 21 weeks ago
Wow that took a while
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 23 weeks ago
No you do the blood pact ritual handshake... after you beat them in a dual first of course
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 23 weeks ago
Hey they get whatever they want but they have to payfor their meal and you pay for yours (this isn't a date, jeez get a job freeloader)
SIX!!! 5 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Now all i can picture is a waring alien race goliath woman with like 4 arms and a lot of muscles exclaiming this with pride. Like in the next guardians of the galaxy or like futurama or something they just meet this matriarchal amazonian society and they send their greatest warrior to fight and at the end you find out she was like pregnant the whol movie and now she's going into labour like: "wait you were pregnant this whole time! we climbed mountains, crossed half the galaxy, overthrew a corrupt alien government, you singlehandedly defeated an entire planets army and we saved the galaxy from exploding and the whole fucking time you were pregnant!"
"Indeed i contain multitudes"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER! WHY DID YOU COME! YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
"you are weak and you needed my help, i am my people's best warrior, how is this an issue?"
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Alien vs Predator 2 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
This made me laugh way harder than it should have XD
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All aboard the feels train. 13 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
WHY! YOU MONSTER! I WAS HAPPY TODAY!
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My future is ruined 11 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
FINISH HER!
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Salt and Pepper are enough for me thanks 8 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
I mean it makes sense i guess
Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Well where i come from we don't kill people until we've bought them dinner first so sorry if i think it's rude not to give them a last meal before you kill them and bathe in their blood!
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
....well ok then
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Johnny English is back!! 5 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
HYPE!
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
And when they do the same to you?
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Now she thinks you care 2 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Hey this is a Christian auto correct, no sexting or you'll make jesus sad
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Dabstep 14 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
That's the plan... but what happens when they dab back?
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson & his 2-Year-Old Daughter 9 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
I really hope that's her name
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Train 1 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
7500 years old toy found in Mardin/Turkey 4 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Flinstones confirmed?
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Man what are these ears tho 4 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Hey that's my line
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Everyone must like dogs 6 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Yup
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there are too many of them 3 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
No one knew where they came from but soon only America remained, president trumps bold decision to build a wall to protect north America worked... for a while but one day the swine broke through and now it's only a matter of time before we're all consumed
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Avengers: Daddy Issues 1 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
The avengers but as cats is just a bunch of stray cats slowly amassing an army of cats to protect the city
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson & his 2-Year-Old Daughter 9 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Yes please let that be a thing
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What can't he do? 2 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Putin in next x-men confirmed
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Salt and Pepper are enough for me thanks 8 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Exactly what parts of Europe are "tomato Europe" and what parts are "potato Europe" XD
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The cash crows 8 comments
hood · 24 weeks ago
Yes they are but i also know they're smart enough to steal money from an actual wallet and possibly figure out that a credit card is also probably money, so this new influx of money is most likely not off the ground change. He's very likely just trained a murder of muggers
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