Everyday, we stray further away from God

That’s how they make French toast sticks!

Baguett...
Bauge...
Bagg...
French Stick

There are two different kinds of French sticks, if you know what I mean

my god that is expansive. Back in the days our sticks were only worth 1 F, not 1,60$!

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but most of the world knows this bread as a "French stick"...or is this in reference to the absurdly small bags that you're expected to carry them home in?