You guys are laughing, but if you read the Bible then this is pretty much what happened.
God: *kills billions of innocents(The Flood), condones slavery (Exodus 21), creates evil (Isaiah 45:7), and encourages/commanding rape (probably child rape; Numbers 31:18)*
Satan: *doesn't do anything really evil in the entire book outside of killing 8 people with God's permission*
Also, for those who are going to comment about Adam and Eve, Satan is never mentioned in the entire Bible in connection with the Serpent in the garden. The Serpent was just a normal snake with the exception of the supernatural ability to talk.
God: *kills billions of innocents(The Flood), condones slavery (Exodus 21), creates evil (Isaiah 45:7), and encourages/commanding rape (probably child rape; Numbers 31:18)*
Satan: *doesn't do anything really evil in the entire book outside of killing 8 people with God's permission*
Also, for those who are going to comment about Adam and Eve, Satan is never mentioned in the entire Bible in connection with the Serpent in the garden. The Serpent was just a normal snake with the exception of the supernatural ability to talk.