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funkmasterrex


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How are you? My chat page wasn’t loading, so I put it here. 30 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 minutes ago
Trying to figure out how to stop it from happening again... it flew into a window and snapped it's neck. I'm thinking some tint would work, but it's the foyer light which defeats the purpose of natural light. Stripes maybe? Another pattern? There is a compromise I know it.
As for my soul? I'll answer when I die.
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What is love? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 20 minutes ago
and now we are building railguns that would put it to shame :)
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How are you? My chat page wasn’t loading, so I put it here. 30 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 minutes ago
not good. I killed a birb... I'm trying to sing songs now.
Andy doesn't lie 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 23 minutes ago
oh yeah... when attached with something else.
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Embedding Architecture with Nature 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 24 minutes ago
I agree it's shallow, but they all look like plants that would have shallow roots anyway; tropical plants you'd find on a deserted island where the "soil" is just sand. From there you could just use a hydroponic flushing system that is attached to the plumbing that is already on each floor. The sunlight is the biggest issue... perhaps supplemental under-head lighting we can't see from this angle? That'd seem like it would make anyone trying to sleep next to that area pissed though, but it could also double as lobby lighting.... so.. smart floorplan if done right.
If you wanna get ahead of the curb, look up vertical farming... that's the way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future.... sorry... my Howard Hughes came out.
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Ireland vs Climate Change 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 30 minutes ago
"Fucking idiots. Way to kill industry and fuck over everyone who needs them to live or can't afford to buy new" is exactly what the horse carriage trainers said about cars.
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funkmasterrex · 32 minutes ago
I agree with that... I'm just saying that it's impossible. That would be on the level of the entire world agreeing that the moon landings were a hoax. If our enemies could prove we are BSing our own population, they are 100% going to do it... so either they get famous here, or they get famous over there and then have the added bonus of tickling a bunch of tin foil hats over here along the way; either way it'll be exposed.
Sometimes you mix up my statements, so I'll be clear on this: The moon landing happened... it was not a hoax... if anybody could prove it wrong, they would have. That's my point.
And that's how it should be. If you are not willing to save a life by donating 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 35 minutes ago
well... my bad, just for the organs just the telemores, not neurons. Immortality lies in the neurons. I got carried away with my explanation.
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And that's how it should be. If you are not willing to save a life by donating 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 36 minutes ago
No. The organ eventually develops cancer and dies. You'd have to be able to control the telomerase activity at the ends of genes... which is possible. Whales and tortoises, for example, have much lower telomerase activity than we do. Even then you might only be able to push us to 250 years with that. You'd need nanobots that actively repair telemores and correct misprints in DNA replication that isn't normally corrected with RNA. THEN you'd have to figure out neurons.
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Mark Cuban saw the chance and he took it 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 42 minutes ago
he's already trying to use Solar City to put panels on the hyperloop anyway... it's just logical.
If they can withstand dust and pebbles hitting them better, I'm betting he really would buy the controlling stake and integrate them.
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And that's how it should be. If you are not willing to save a life by donating 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 44 minutes ago
@freudiandip would you be sour cream with chives and onions on top... or stirred.... like lays?
Lets see what we ruined today :)) 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 46 minutes ago
and it's just a part of human nature. You'll only understand when you are older. This isn't your fault, some things just come with experience. The old jackasses that forget that it's not the fault of the young and dumb? Yeah... jackasses.
When men cried 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 48 minutes ago
....I just kinda did that to a bird man... fuck. Fuck Fuck. I feel nauseous.
When men cried 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 51 minutes ago
The ginger that goes insane once the alien gets in him? Yeah... his eyes = psychotic.
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funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
Let's take your South Africa example. Do you have cities in South Africa filled with 30 different Southeast Asian "races" with bad blood? Or 30 different latino "races" with bad blood? Are they then all mixed in with each other so they piss each other off over stupid reasons? Add in some salt and pepper and stir with another 30 middle eastern "races" and you will eventually get a good soup that is very flavorful for 95% of it... but that 5% at the bottom where all the spices all settle like when you microwave ramen? That 5% is... ugh. But you gotta live with that 5% if you want to microwave that other 95% of good tasting ramen.
Not all heroes wear capes. That a 15yo held his ground and did his best to help 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
after reading his name I had to make sure it was true. It's true. RIP; we lost a great one.
Poor FBI guy 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
1) NSA guy.... 2) apparently this is what the FBI guy did instead when notified, not who he was supposed to look into.
Elon r u ok? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
I only breathe around females... jokes on all these other betas.
Jokes on me... *suffocates*
In all seriousness.... since I was like 15-16 it was 90% males I hung out with... now that I'm 28... it's 90% females. The only males are my dad, one brother (dunno where the other is), my 2-3 best friends, depending on there situation, and then it's aunt's, gmama, my gmama's friends, my gmama's friends daughters... sometimes their daughters, my female friends, a crush and sometimes a friends gf.
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This man is a hero 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
QR code is what I was looking for. I guess he could just shoot someone and take it, but that would require a shooting first that would alert people. Idk... spitballing.
This man is a hero 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
maybe perhaps fire alarms that need a passcode that is changed every 6 weeks so only people at the school can trigger it? Or a uh... not a barcode.. but those square things that can recognize who is triggering the alarm? Not only would that cut down on attacks that involve fire alarms, it would cut down on pranks
This man is a hero 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
@famousone do you know about the fire extinguisher idea? I think that is a great compromise to give teachers power to protect without giving them a firearm that could be taken off them, accidentally fired, or fired by a teacher that snaps for a second. It's also really cheap.
The idea is to put a fire extinguisher in ever class room (which is a good idea anyway... I knew some pyros in middle/high school)... you keep the doors closed and have a blind which the teacher puts down in an emergency. You get the kids against the far wall while the teacher gets next to the door with the fire extinguisher and if they try to open the door they spray them with the fire extinguisher and then beat the living shit out of them with the canister.
It's cheap and tactically works... shit if you know where the shooter is you can have 3-4 teachers spray extinguishers like they are smoke grenades and take him down.
Apparently this dude pulled a fire alarm to get everyone into the halls...
When men cried 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
dude the first half of Dreamcatcher might be the most fucked up thing I've ever read. Aliens eating people while they shit out blood? Every animal in the vicinity getting basically the plague and bleeding out? I DUDDITS? SSDD.
Fuck man. What the fuck goes on in his head?
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When men cried 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
Fucking wrecked me.... and then the end with the whole "I killed god's creation and he's punished me watching everyone around me die... if he did that to a mouse... just think what he'll do with me"... speech (paraphrasing obviously)... X_X
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Ireland vs Climate Change 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
.....I was expecting a horse and cart.
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David vs Goliath 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 hours ago
cept Russia XD!!!!! I get the clean athletes do, but not as a country.
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