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Give him a hug 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I dunno what any of that means.... good luck in the fight <_</
But what if they both are right ? 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Also... apparently you don't know what "nonsensical" means :D zoooooom
But what if they both are right ? 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
well no shit, that's why a guy puts out 100 million sperm with each jizz.
Walking on San Francisco streets 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
ride a bike up from the bottom sausaito back up the "hill", over the bridge, back up another "hill"... then getting up to that fucking mcdonalds on height street realizing your car just got towed and now... well... at least you have the bikes.... except... NOPE!
The tow company is downhill though... overall... it kind of has an incline right there at the end... a dickish incline.
Just realised this 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
and flying spider wings.... er.... parachute wings? You know what I mean.
“I chimed in!” 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
.....I hadn't actually listened to that song in like 3 years and now I'm... WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
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EU Responds to Meme Ban with Meme 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
is the idea of the response presented by the meme still the same fucking idea? Who cares about meme dates....
Why teach a racoon this? 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
\>_>/
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[Laughs in Metric] 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Of all fucking places... Myanmar is the dumbest fucking place. The only reason they aren't a fucking territory is that they aren't a fucking island. God help us from destroying some of the most beautiful fucking monuments ever built. (I know we stopped.....)
I R MURCANMAN
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You're gonna need a bigger pokeball 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
yurp
This is a copyright-free meme 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
oh fuck... gonna gotta get my pixie brite shit fuck thing so I can communy with my homie from the switz for the wit shit bout the rest of these titzness whilst I rhynes the times on with homie Ali G shit.
Makeup magic 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
is that the chick from "Sex, Drugs, N' Rock n' Roll"? She's fucking cute AF
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"hooman? let me introduce you to my new friend!" 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Remember The Titans.
"can.. i jump into your arms, hooman..? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
If I don't teach you how to get the fuck on my head and defeat the world like you fucking control me; failure on my end.
I can be your painkiller 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
The Hero's Journey twisted but not inverted. Ohhh... if they invert the redemption then twist it? <______< >_> <___< >___________>
Useful memories 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
You deserve it.... and there aren't many drugs I feel that about.
Hopefully one day your refrigerator attacks you.
obv. not u OP... dude that said it.
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Going for a ride 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I can actually envision this guy.
Finding out the hard way 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
the fucked up part is her daughter couldn't explain her way out.
Butters did it. Butters is a dumbass; an unlucky dumbass.
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Best ship 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
...two instances? In the top pic she clearly isn't. This is an instance of the substance not being fun :/
Cross section of a commercial airplane 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
da fuck is that door? I've honestly been sitting here debating whether I'd be happier traveling in a 3x3x3 setup or a 2x4x2 setup.
Conclusion on my self-argument... how many seats potentially piss me off because of one side? How many because of two? I realized.... it doesn't fucking matter.... guess what? 2x4x2 is better for upper luggage and if they try and jack that shit I'm fucking done.
Always been a tomboy, but I felt like it & I got a wig.. You get the best of both worlds~ 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
traps =/= tomboy in the slightest... I am seriously debating if I should enlighten you.
Freaking Uninformed Twat Asshole.
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Honest review 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
Can you imagine this kid 40 years from now and his parents bring this up and are all... "we can even prove it with our amazon search history from the records bought by ebay or wait... (at this point amazon took over or did they)... and then was sold off and then the entire world entered a depression and for some reason the US decided nationalization was the smart move.
>b_>b thumb on the nose there?
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Made a lighting upgrade 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
...fuck everything about this. Have you ever handled glass and ceramic stacked on top of each other with an oblong hose poking out? This is just that feeling every single time you move your own door. That's how you get movies like "Pi".
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Outrun a flood 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
I like how when it's sped up his reaction is literally cartoonish. "Oh fuck that... zoooooom"
When astronomy is life 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 day ago
>,..,> I know how we can one up Thanos' moon tossing.... and... well... whatever the opposite of Ego and planet fucking is.... anyway.. Oh shit... Watcher... nevermind... oh.... you into that? Planet watch <1<2<3.
<3.
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