Steven Alexandor Lucas

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Well memed 33 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
COW AND CHICKEN!111 I miss that show.
Stay Trill 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 hour ago
I totally forgot about that lol
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STOP!!!...... Hammer time 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 13 hours ago
yay! another one! I was getting bored of the one with the blonde chick getting hit.
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What is your opinion on this? 20 comments
funkmasterrex · 13 hours ago
Ah.... yeah.
The real tooth fairy 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I'd be questioning where all the molars are.
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He nailed it! 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
@regretfulforeigner well... you might become the poster boy for bringing back asylums lol.
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He nailed it! 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I'd like to google a few things right before, but red pill no doubt.
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Sometimes the grass is really greener 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
whhhaaaaa? That is one hell of a severance.
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Big money son 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I see no downside.
Testing something here 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I don't have that eye to face ratio... so... no... not cuter.
How have you met ? 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
10/10, awesome.
What is your opinion on this? 20 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
there was one guy who got shanked in prison like 300 times and lived. I can't find the news source, but another guy was stabbed around 300 times by two women in Milwaukee and lived.
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What is your opinion on this? 20 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
If someone stabs me in the freaking neck you can bet i'm stabbing them until they die or I bleed out.
In any case, I want to hear the result of this, because this is hilariously stupid.
Also... why just attempted robbery instead of armed robbery?
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Cleaning hacks to make your house sparkle and shine 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
Yeah that one sent up some red flags lol.
Krakatoa 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
That might rupture every eardrum in 3 states.
Ah, Pokémon 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
I don't think so.
You know, he is right 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 14 hours ago
well.... technically kangaroos and tomatoes are related, they're common ancestor is just ridiculously old.
Welcome to Jurassic Park! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 15 hours ago
I used to do this at recess with two of my best friends everyday. We'd chase each other around and shit.... I got really freaking good at it. I can still run like that... like.. nearly as fast as I can sprint... run like that.
Yes... I got teased about it... but whatever, it was fun.
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The only friends you need 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 15 hours ago
I do this with my cat... just... not outside lol.
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Evolutionary ideal 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 15 hours ago
tardigrades are so... just... woah.
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Good Ol' days! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 15 hours ago
ah the old water trick... that never fooled a single parent.
Horrible when drunk 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 15 hours ago
gonna get on top of that bookshelf next to the window.
Rocket Man Can't Get It Up 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 15 hours ago
Also, they launched a satellite in like 2010, so they achieved exit velocity a while ago.
Rocket Man Can't Get It Up 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 15 hours ago
They can already launch them into space. So far they've hit like what? 1.5k miles in altitude? Granted it was nearly straight up, that's WELL into space. On an actual arching path they'd hit 500 miles in altitude, still well into space. They are easiest to shoot down right before they hit or as they are launched. We can't do it upon launch in a first strike scenario, but depending on the target we'd have a decent chance of shooting it down upon re-entry. The farther their target, the easier it would be.