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Anon is brave 38 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
=p what can I say... lol
Enough internet for today.. 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
bye bye pete.
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Looks too good 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
bruh have you never been to Little Caesar's? that is exactly what it is like. Shit is dank AF
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Anon is brave 38 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
what is that?
Know your place 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
True story. I was the weed.. (AKA dat Kyrptonite).
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Discovering their true self 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
it's like a 6 y/o white boy going super-saiyan.
Crows are making fun of humans 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
Crows hold fucking funerals for each other. Even if it's so all the other crows know what killed that one crow, they still hold funerals. That is amazing. Elephants and whales/dolphins are the closest to that... and they have 10,000x the brain mass.
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She also volunteered and cooked meals for the rescuers 24 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
that's a boss madame.
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Dirty minds unite! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
a caulking gun. <_<
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Anon is brave 38 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
I once egged a guy... he started chasing me, ran thru a few yards and then I looked at him like I was helping him find the guy who egged him. He was also second trombone; I was first chair. I also fucked his sister like 3 years later.
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triggerredd 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
the iceman, man!
triggerredd 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
dun lunda dun dun dun dah... ice ice baby.
triggerredd 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
fronting I am not sir!
Ironic 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
lmao
So many 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
calm your tits Steve Kerr.
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triggerredd 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
Sorry for the over-reaction. You know how your eyes feel once you get out of a pool in which you've opened your eyes? That's how my brain just felt.
triggerredd 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
subjective* Sometimes I get subjective and objective switched :x
Anyway... No... it's not fair. The right answer is the right answer. 2 question test or 200 question test be damned. Math is objective. RIGHT ANSWERS ARE RIGHT. If you want to go into method, if the method can be applied 100% of the time and work... it's fucking right.
Also... notice it asks for a reasonable answer, NOT AN ESTIMATION. In what universe is the fucking correct answer not reasonable?
FUCKING BIZZARO WORLD TWIGHLIGHT ZONE BULLSHIT GAAAAAAHHHH FUCK. This is the kind of shit that makes me fed up with the world and want to drown myself when I go skinny dipping.
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triggerredd 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
I have a mountain of evidence that says scat smells like roses, prove me wrong. And... just.. WHAT? Fuck it could have been a 200 question test if we are going to pull out bull like that. I've had em... and a -1 doesn't automatically mean they deducted one point. I've had it mean the entire question is wrong, the teacher was just trippin, got pissed, was marking other shit, the school didn't allow X in math because... well fucking algebra. There are a number of explanations.
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It's your fault 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
Nah. Both Crichton and Spielberg realized a healthy human could just kick them. Crichton fixed this with death by pack (think that hunter dude vs the compy pack in The Lost World... and then went further with Hammond being poisoned by the procompsognathus as they ate him in the book, which is what that scene with the hunter dude in the 2nd movie is based off. Spielberg went the opposite direction and made them bigger, basing them off Utahraptors and Deinonychus specifically so they could look people directly in the eye. He also enarged their snouts... which is kind of counter intuitive imo. Thiner snouts and binocular eyes would be much scarier imo. As Dr. Grant says... stares right back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UQv2JUZoU
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It's your fault 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
Thanos vs Velociraptor (technically far closer to a Deinonychus rather than a velociraptor... but Thanos might need a Utahraptor or a Megaraptor). The more I think about it... the more the Indoraptor looks like a Megaraptor. The should have just said that instead.
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Iron man suit comes next 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
ah for sure. Still, if they need it they can have it, if not.. good.
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Can you recognize them all? 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
ducktales wooh-wooh.
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Anon has shitty memory 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
Sounds like quite the adventure.
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Ironic 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 1 week ago
orange you glad I didn't say banana?! XD
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