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Hurried furtive tenuous Stork 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
MEGABUSH FTW... YO DAT BITCH HAD ARMPIT HAIRS LONGER THAN MINE
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Local Cryptid at the grocery store 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Kay.... are you gonna shower Groot yet or what? He's anxious.
FS ads seem to think certain things of me 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I hope you are okay.
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"coccinella magnifica" 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
That's sup. They do the beetle cling cuz.... well they are beetles.
That would be some dead space shit 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
They are now using plastic as WMDs
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That would be some dead space shit 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Swedish sharks taking all of Greenland's coasts. There's a gummy war going on we don't even know of.
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That would be some dead space shit 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
You do know spicy desserts exist, right?
That would be some dead space shit 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
It's called "The Echo".
Side-plant Bob 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
a waste of a pot.
"coccinella magnifica" 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
:/ I apologize. Lady bugs make me happy when we leave each alone. They kill aphids. Fuck those aphids.
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This headline at a theater 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Yes I have a story... it involves my grandfather and a check.
This headline at a theater 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Sim Sing is so close to Sing SIng...
Dear co-workers: the sarcasm will continue until performance improves 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I KNOW IT'S TIRESOME BUT IT AIN'T NO SCUSE
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FS ads seem to think certain things of me 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
yeah, 3 per page.
FS ads seem to think certain things of me 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
If you are serious, then go to a fucking doctor.
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FS ads seem to think certain things of me 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
forgot about the gout from the clout; we're fooled and fueled by doubt.
edit: I had to correct the "we're" and I added the fuel
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Pools closed 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
XD
Pools closed 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Water sucks, Gatorade is better. Needle dick, needle dick, needle dick.
Painting of Ron Swanson I just finished 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
"Portrait of Man".
At this particular moment 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
We all missed; even I.
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Getting a notification on an old post 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I concur.
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Soul king commission! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
the art, awesome, the vibes, not good. I assume that's the point though
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Hurried furtive tenuous Stork 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
the way they drop; you could go an entire life.
edited I fixed they int the
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Local Cryptid at the grocery store 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Do you shoot tasers out of your face?!
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Came home from work to see my wife in her wedding dress. We’ve been married 8 years 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
That is a sexy dress. 10/10 would bang the dress.
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