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Cops love shooting dogs 55 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
moral rights? Don't tell me you are one of those... "God gave us authority over every living creature" morons...
Try telling that to someone with dengue fever. Try justifying gut bacteria. We are not in control.
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Get itchy 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
seriously though, wyd. Drinks + this table = good time.
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Even in 1912 they were aware of climate change! 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I just saved this image.
Even in 1912 they were aware of climate change! 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
That one ONE Time's article with zero peer review. So no... "they" didn't.
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Well that makes a lot of true sense 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
You can get a driver's license without actually taking a driving test where I live. All you have to do is take an online course, which you can just open up a tab and look up the answers for. It's whack. I hate the drivers around me when I drive, on a highway I see one per 2 min who obviously doesn't deserve a license. What really annoys me are cops patrolling neighborhoods looking for teenagers hotboxing instead of trying to get these morons off the damn highway.
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I would give him first place 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
the cat didn't achieve anything though... and you really think it's happy about it's fucked up face?
Where are they getting so much food?! 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
thyroid.
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Relax grandma 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I have a grandma with dementia living with me. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FUCKING SOUP I HAVE?
I swear she once made ramen noodles, without the flavoring, mixed it with peas, ate half of it and then tried to fucking freeze the rest. What the fuck.
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Those are some fancy pants 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
also it's believed the idea of unicorns came from woolly rhinos... so... yimmye and I are closer than your stupid goat.
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Those are some fancy pants 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
@yimmye you beat me to it. I should read more.... *sigh*.
Professional w*nker 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Also... he looks like the EXACT kind of guy who would do this.... and NO not because he's Asian...
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Professional w*nker 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
what the fuck.
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Feels good man 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
"Hmmm how can we milk this?" led to "let's build phones that require this".
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Doesn't work for men though 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Well... if selling weed is dealing drugs I did that for a while... so not only did I think about it... I acted on it.
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Doesn't work for men though 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Trump has... oh wait.. his wife.
Ok that was low... but whatever. This is 99.9999999999% true.
Ice bucket challenge to a whole new level 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
it just gets worse the longer it goes on lmao
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But they have 8 paws! 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
nope, still love them. I wish I had two more in my game room, my cat killed a little guy and I've this stupid fucking mosquito annoying me for the past 36 hrs.
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I would make the same mistake too 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
board games lead to fights. Like... not talking for days kind of fights. Do that with family, not friends.
I would make the same mistake too 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
no. It's a board game.
A Perfect shot by cat 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
dat face.
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Cops love shooting dogs 55 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
we did realize it was a good herding technique when you could control it though... and then use dogs to funnel prey.
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Tumblr isn't so bad part 5 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
they are looking for where the cats pooped so they can eat it then.
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It only lasts for a minute 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I like this advice.
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What's happening in this photo 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
the duck is the lookout lol
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Just lean up your seat, guy 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
That's a little excessive.
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