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What you sayin?? 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
the toast is in mah belleh!
Festival crowd moving in unison 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
the crab people don't care.
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Win 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
The whole Otis (used to have a cat named Otis and one named Lotus) video is fucking hilarious. It's like NASA just said fuck it for a day ya'll can go Evel Knievel.
What you sayin?? 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
"His home is a trashcan >_>" "<_< I'm sayin right"
What you sayin?? 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Are you fucking homeless?
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Ur all gay 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
anal.
Festival crowd moving in unison 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
the crab people will drown you out, don't worry
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Good boys 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
get a fucking hedgehog. If there were ever an excuse for a hedgehog allergies are number uno.
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Rappers When They Were Children 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
up.
Ur all gay 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
but ur mum
Rappers When They Were Children 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
chill bruh my Iphone is dead right now.... it died while I took a picture of the painting lol. surprisingly I found the other picture immediately after pondering while smoking... just waiting now.
Rappers When They Were Children 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
honestly... I'm tempted to post my shit. I got one with a shark (fake... jaws ride) and one that is a painting of me on a mickey mouse tea cup ride... both a fucking sick tho
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Festival crowd moving in unison 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
"Crab people crab people" by Funkasaurs Rex featuring @mialinay.... sponsered by @dquo... who now owns Japan.
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What you sayin?? 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Texas toast wins cuz it can be eaten cold... if you try eating dem biscuits cold they fuck with the roof of your mouth.
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Good boys 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
one day this is gonna go wrong. I wanna see it on that day. I have nothing against the doggo... just the idiot behind the camera.
What you sayin?? 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
@mscollector TEXAS TOAST!
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Soon to be wizard 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
like 99% of tinder is either fake or fat black chicks (yeah I fucking said it) unless you pay.. so..... \>_>/
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Living the dream 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
don't forget he could woo any chick at will.
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Festival crowd moving in unison 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I just got done fucking skinny dipping again... i don't need no fucking waves. You know the day after you go on a bunch of roller coasters? That is how I feel right now from a motherfucking crab. A MOTHERFUCKING CRAB.
Sorry for the rant.
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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
----- <====== grasp bro!
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This will surely offend a few. 36 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Honestly it's dudeman saying it in Ex Machina. Such a good movie and it stuck with me. The Imitation game is obviously right netxt to it.. but... dude. Ex Machina when you see that shit in practice.
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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Newton was like... less right.
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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
The Turing Test. AI. Just..... :)
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Right one looks like a perv too 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
one officer was saying to cross his legs another was saying to put them in front of him and he tried to do both at the same time which is now apparently escalation to where they thought he'd flee... dude was sitting on a curb with his arms in clear view like what the fuck his he gonna do
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