Or get up and ready on your own without ever needing reminded then you have a leg to stand on. Otherwise, too bad deal with it.

Here lies a Christian. Expecting an invite to a party, that never comes.

I laugh more on every replay

What about the Dino tail fo7nd in amber that had feathers

Hahahahahaha....
Someone writes this shit that has never actually been married.
Even if you want that, people change. They want to settle down one married. They want to raise a family.
It won't stay that way 100%. Maybe for one year but that's it

He's a keeper

Yes jungle cruise. Nor a real elephant

I woke my kids up laughing loudly at this. Thanks!!

So basically either you LOVE black Friday sales or, you're an idiot who can't use the meme correctly.
So which is it?

You misspelled deviantart as funsubstance.

don't tell me how to live my life

Cause we all have that experience

It's called shit ton of makeup

What the fuck is a duro?

Ooomm

I can't clap well so I'm not even going to start.

Come from Asia to America, boom 40 hour day.

This was the thread that started this meme.
Y'all amateurs not knowing this shit.

Stop posting, this isn't Deviantart. Part of the reason I stopped browsing where and came here was that this was all funny and less of this BS. Please keep it fun only

If they are fighting ISIL why would they be invited to a conference celebrating those fighting ISIS?

because it's an animal not a human. That's pretty straight forward

It's called insanity