And everybody was kung fu fighting

A-astral projection?!

Why not both? A combination restaurant and gym? You'll keep clients a lot longer.

The worst are those who decide to have church at your front doorstep. You cannot shut your door, since it would be rude, but your potatoes are burning. You must attend to them, but they keep talking. They've dried out, and smoke can be smelled, yet they continue. "I believe in God!" You say, and then they ask you "What do you like most about him?" As you scramble for answers, you can see a flash of orange from the corner of your eye. It's caught fire, and the person at the door knows this. They continue, and you accept that this is how you die.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/brid
It's technically correct, the person who designed it is just very old. So very old. Ancient.

Animal incidents, like scars or where you pet/got licked by an animal

The legendary blade which is said to be unable to cut anything

WAKE ME UP (Wake Me Up before you go go)

How would this normally be proven?

To set a laptop on bare thighs.... It usually burns a bit, doesn't it?

There's a difference between school and education

I tried this, but the moon yelled back. Would not recommend.