They have succeeded 1 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
*future archaeologist, opening up Lady Gaga's closet* These garments were likely used for religious ceremonial purposes.
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Health hazard 13 comments
*m*sturbates furiously* 8 comments
Trust me , I'm a wizard 6 comments
This guy needs better friends 4 comments
Such troll much wow 8 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
With the first, there would no longer be an obligation for the genie to grant your wishes.
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What do you think you would see if you looked at the Mirror Erised? 12 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
I'm carrying armfuls of groceries with my boyfriend. Something is moving inside one of the sacks, and a pricey mushroom tumbles out of another.
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Why, god 6 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
It's all a matter of how you cook it. Boiled greens taste bad and have the nutrients stripped from them, but greens stir fried with garlic and soy sauce, and they're tasty and healthy. Curry is delicious and healthy. There's a lot of things that can be delicious and healthy. Health isn't about just eating plain salad, and eating only that would probably kill you at some point.
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Such troll much wow 8 comments
Kim is ill 10 comments
Kim is ill 10 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
The largest penis is 13.5 inches. If you had a 16.5 inch penis, you'd probably faint every time you got erect.
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Don't act like you know me 6 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Or, in other words, I'm perfectly justified in eating 16 mini chocolate donuts in one sitting.
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Here lies ____ hopes and dreams 4 comments
Here lies ____ hopes and dreams 4 comments
Skinny, white mermaids are unrealistic 35 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Maybe we're thinking about it the wrong way. After all, they are known for dragging sailors into the depths to eat. There are plenty of sea worms and jellyfish with all sorts of weird shapes. Perhaps a mermaid is like that, a silhouette of a woman which waits to envelop its prey in hairlike feelers and swallow it.
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Warning: Booty Assassin 7 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
She could be making a brine or she might be boiling something which she means to remove the water from after
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These search results talk for themselves 6 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
It would probably increase, with how strongly some of these people feel about their guns.
Skinny, white mermaids are unrealistic 35 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Think about all the underwater mammals. Seals, walruses, whales, manatees, and dolphins. All of them have a good layer of fat beneath their skin. So a mermaid would at least be pretty smoothed out.
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I like where the future is going 9 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
I mean, I guess, but immigrant is a really broad category. Even in France, if you pointed to a random person and called them an immigrant, you'd probably be right 60% of the time. People move, they don't stay in the same place.
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