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geluregis


The king of frost.
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Cultural cooking 35 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
And a shitton of herbs
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Science b*tch! 19 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
How long would you survive on Earth with a spacesuit?
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Oh you know what's about to happen! 12 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
iA! iA! Soon, he rises!
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Cartoon characters as humans 10 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
That too.
Cartoon characters as humans 10 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Yeah, they were more attractive as lions. If you're gonna make a human version, they should be equally buff and strong as the original.
See past the Void 25 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
It's like any other shitty energy drink
Is this a trap ? 16 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Would an actual gay want to fuck a trap?
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Let there be... Nice guys 14 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
And it's likely that none of them will get what they want in the end, and it's best to accept that you're likely not going to get your shot before you actually ask.
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Here, I'll link the tweet if you're gonna get into semantics.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992
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What a great drug 33 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
4 testicles and nowhere to lay seed
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"Wetter than an Otters Pocket" killed me xD 22 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Alternatively, just send pictures of horse dick or gay sex.
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
He was comparing nuclear button size with Kim Jong Un.
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What a great drug 33 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Sure, and their children are gonna be real healthy when the population gets low enough that they have to interbreed. Because only the strongest will survive. The genepool's gonna get real shallow.
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What a great drug 33 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Or catch lethal prion diseases from infected meat.
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I may have changed the wording a bit, but I don't think there's any difference between his tweets towards N. Korea and a dick measuring contest.
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Way too much...lol 7 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Habit: Open
Legs: Spread
Dick: Out
I am forcibly removed from the monastery.
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Don't like or don't want to hear is such a broad category. That could be anything from "Trump is trying to remove regulations that keep people from dumping toxic waste directly into our water" to "Trump is trying to measure his dick up against a megalomaniac." Sure, not all of it is breaking news, but we can't turn a blind eye to everything either.
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Maybe the administration can cool the fuck down first.
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Japanese shopping karts have magnifying glasses for the elderly! 15 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
They have 4 boxes of melon slices. Maybe not a whole, but it's at least 3/4ths of a melon.
Japanese shopping karts have magnifying glasses for the elderly! 15 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
It looks like it's on clearance, so it's likely cheaper than a whole melon.
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Definition of school 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
You aren't gonna get a prolapsed asshole from normal anal sex. Unless you're having sex with horses or dogs.
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"Swat-ing" is a thing? 30 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
And so they shoot the first person who walks out of the door, as if a real hostage taker wouldn't send out a hostage first.
This... I like this 13 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Her mom is just a lesbian, the girl has 2 moms.
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I need 6 Flogboggles  11 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Fahrenheit was meant to be based around people's temperature, where 100 degrees F would be body temp, but they even messed that up.
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Musk is gonna snap and go full super villain 15 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
We're working on it, but it'll take a few years. The problem is creating fusion that will sustain itself more easily, while also creating more energy than we have to put into it to start the reaction.