What the hell do you slice it with? How do you cut a sandwich in half?

He's gonna grab Mike Pence by the pussy.

I want some chestnuts... No one just sells them on the streets anymore, or at least where I live.

It's porn. Plus, most BDSM is safe and consensual if it's done right.

Even higher near Stark Tower or SHIELD hq.

They seem to be wearing sponsored gear too.

Could be roleplay

What about Teddy Roosevelt, the hunkiest president

He'd be like Jacob Marley.

Humans have been around for 7 million slutty, slutty years.

There's a difference between an average looking mermaid girl and a hot ass monster fish man. It's Creature from the Black Lagoon if the creature and the woman got together.

Generations are a lie, time is a human construct.

They were probably headed to a gay club or something.

So if I keep a moisture absorbing packet in my cocaine, the dogs can't sniff it?

Probably coz of the shadows

You know ;)

He's a dog lover. He'd be fucking the dog. (But probably not)

Yes, I try.

No correlation