We old people try! Well, maybe not all of us (looking at you, Betsy from bridge club) but we really don't have enough time left to be rude to others. At least that's my stance :-)

Ha-ha! Me too! Except I'm the octopus and my grandchildren are the divers :-O

I think it's a birth defect since his mother hasn't been vaccinated in years :-O

Ha-ha! Not what I meant but I got a good laugh. :-)

Oh sweetie, you're not creepy enough to be Samsung!

I think it's an internet joke, dearie. :-)

Too true. The two-party system makes it realistic for one of only two terrible candidates to win.

What was that, dear?

Smells like clowns and bad times

You're going to die, sweetie. Especially if you live in Texas haha :-)

And here I thought everything was bigger in Texas, dear :-D

"Ma'am, we need to see an ID"
*whips out clown licence*
"I gotchu fam"

Unless it's a poison cake :-)

Hey now! I'm only 79, dear!